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browngo1 · 11 December 2009, 04:33 AM

I was out buying our real Christmas tree today.

Just as I was paying for it the store assistant said "Will you be putting that up yourself?"

I replied, "No I won't you sick bastard, it's going in the living room!"

JJ Irani · 11 December 2009, 04:34 AM

limbo · 11 December 2009, 04:46 AM

figbo · 11 December 2009, 10:25 AM

Ha!

Troy · 11 December 2009, 11:00 AM

brkanand · 11 December 2009, 12:49 PM

Hehe...amusing..

pz93c · 11 December 2009, 04:05 PM

Ultraman · 11 December 2009, 07:05 PM

idk01 · 13 December 2009, 10:32 AM

swatty · 13 December 2009, 06:39 PM

Lion · 16 December 2009, 09:54 AM

Very good!!!

sleddog · 16 December 2009, 11:02 AM

discofreak · 13 October 2011, 12:07 PM

This joke is terrible.

'Putting it up yourself'? What does that even mean?

FeelingTheBlues · 13 October 2011, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by discofreak

This joke is terrible.

'Putting it up yourself'? What does that even mean?

"Putting it up yourself" as if he was asking the customer if he's going to shove it up his *ss...of course if I explain it it's not as funny...you had to be there...

By the way, I liked that joke.

Mrdi · 13 October 2011, 01:04 PM

he was jiving you Joe.

irocz0r · 13 October 2011, 01:18 PM

mitchy · 14 October 2011, 12:33 AM

Art 1 · 15 October 2011, 10:26 AM

Chipmunk · 18 October 2011, 04:29 AM

TSW · 18 October 2011, 04:32 AM

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