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17 May 2012, 05:17 AM
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Second Opinion
Doctor: 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your bad headaches.
The bad news is it will require castration of your testicles. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.' Joe was shocked and depressed but felt he had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years and felt like he was less manly but decided to make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new suit.' He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit..' The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see... Size 44 long.' Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?' 'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said. Joe tried on the suitit fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?' Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.' The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.' Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?' 'Been in the business 60 years.' Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. Joe walked around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?' Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.' The salesman said, 'Let's see... Size 36. Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you!I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.' The salesman said, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against your spine and give you one hell of a headache.' New suit - $400 New shirt - $36 New underwear - $6 Second Opinion - PRICELESS
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17 May 2012, 05:19 AM
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17 May 2012, 06:00 AM
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17 May 2012, 06:34 AM
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17 May 2012, 06:36 AM
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17 May 2012, 08:33 AM
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Now that made me laugh
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17 May 2012, 01:55 PM
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17 May 2012, 02:14 PM
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Even though I know it isn't even anatomically possible this was funny.
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24 May 2012, 11:48 PM
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25 May 2012, 11:20 AM
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Lol!
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25 May 2012, 11:21 AM
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Sorry, can't stop laughing at this one.
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25 May 2012, 11:22 AM
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Hahaha
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27 May 2012, 09:11 AM
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27 May 2012, 10:13 AM
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28 May 2012, 03:08 AM
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31 May 2012, 01:01 AM
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31 May 2012, 03:01 PM
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Ouch that's funny
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1 June 2012, 12:49 AM
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1 June 2012, 07:11 AM
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