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Old 20 June 2012, 04:12 PM   #1
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Morning Breakfast.

A tough old cowboy from southern alberta counseled his granddaughter that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on her oatmeal every morning.



The granddaughter did this religiously to the age of 103 when she died.



She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren, and a 40-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
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Old 21 June 2012, 12:15 AM   #2
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I bet she would have had what medical people call explosive bowel movements!
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Old 21 June 2012, 02:17 AM   #3
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That one is excellent!
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On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout.


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Old 22 June 2012, 12:41 AM   #4
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Old 22 June 2012, 07:14 AM   #5
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Old 22 June 2012, 06:46 PM   #6
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