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Old 27 June 2012, 07:13 PM   #1
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The ULTIMATE in Women's Body Piercing.

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Old 27 June 2012, 07:36 PM   #2
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Puts a new twist on getting your dick stuck in a zipper :)



On that fine note when are we going to go for a beer?
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Old 27 June 2012, 07:38 PM   #3
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lol...love it !!
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Old 27 June 2012, 08:56 PM   #4
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I show and tell my wife SOME of your jokes Pete.....but NOT this one.
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Old 27 June 2012, 11:17 PM   #5
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Old 28 June 2012, 12:37 AM   #6
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Old 28 June 2012, 12:52 AM   #7
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Another winner Peter.
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Old 28 June 2012, 03:10 AM   #8
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ive booked her in
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Old 28 June 2012, 03:21 AM   #9
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Old 28 June 2012, 03:28 AM   #10
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Old 28 June 2012, 04:28 AM   #11
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bhaha please sign my gf up :)
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Old 28 June 2012, 06:22 AM   #12
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I have to say that is funny!! but that lady looks a tad bit crazy in the pic, she must be some relative of Manson lol
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Old 28 June 2012, 06:26 AM   #13
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...and I saw body piercing, and wondered, ten grand, come on...
Funny!
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Old 28 June 2012, 06:28 AM   #14
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Hahahahaa
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Old 28 June 2012, 06:35 AM   #15
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Old 28 June 2012, 07:08 AM   #16
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Brilliant Peter, funniest thing in ages
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Old 28 June 2012, 08:51 AM   #17
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Old 28 June 2012, 04:44 PM   #18
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Bad! Bad!

But funny!
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Old 28 June 2012, 04:46 PM   #19
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No need for an expensive procedure,just say the three words every woman longs to hear,




























shut your mouth............................................. .....................well you can always dream,I do.
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Old 28 June 2012, 05:17 PM   #20
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Old 30 June 2012, 01:50 AM   #21
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Lisa may have something to say...
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