The Royal Highland Show.

[padi56]

A man takes his wife to the live stock show. They start heading down the alley that house all the bulls. The sign on the first bull's stall states: This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, isn't that nice!"

They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You could learn from this one!"

They precede to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year.

That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one."

The fed up man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and enquire if he had to f*ck the same old cow every day."

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[Andad]

I doubt a Scotsman would use language like that.

Was he a visitor from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch Peter?

[mjclark32]

Hahahhahahaahhaa

[swatty]

[Bangel]