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padi56 · 30 April 2013, 10:54 PM

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

"Dear wife, You must realise that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."

Psmith · 30 April 2013, 11:21 PM

MonBK · 30 April 2013, 11:24 PM

:)

crowncollection · 30 April 2013, 11:47 PM

Rofl

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cop414 · 1 May 2013, 02:06 AM

Rebel · 1 May 2013, 06:40 AM

Oh man.

FeelingTheBlues · 1 May 2013, 07:59 AM

Bangel · 1 May 2013, 10:52 PM

3 times vs 1 to 3!

Hairdude1 · 2 May 2013, 02:37 PM

melons · 2 May 2013, 09:44 PM

Lol

77T · 8 May 2013, 12:59 PM

and she's great at long division...

Trouble15 · 13 May 2013, 10:52 AM

mtrunner · 16 May 2013, 01:35 AM

That is too funny.

mjclark32 · 16 May 2013, 01:53 AM

hahaha

30 April 2013, 10:54 PM	#1
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