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14 July 2013, 11:18 PM
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Saving It Up.
A priest was taking a shortcut through an alley one day and came upon a young boy who was masturbating.
"My son, you shouldn't be doing that," said the priest. "You should be saving that for when you get married." The embarrassed boy hung his head down low and simply said, "Yes, Father." About 10 years later, the priest was in his study when a young man in his early twenties came in. "Yes, my son?" said the priest. "Father, you may not remember me, but about 10 years ago you caught me masturbating in an alley, and I'll never forget the advice you gave then." "And what was that, my son?" "Well, you told me that what I was doing was wrong and I should be saving it for when I get married," said the young man. "That sounds like something I probably would have said," said the priest. "Did you take my advice?" "Yes I did, Father, but there's only one problem." "What's that, my son?" "Well, I have a 55-gallon drum of the stuff in the back of my pickup truck. Now that I am getting married, what am I supposed to do with it?"
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 ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder 
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14 July 2013, 11:21 PM
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Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin |
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15 July 2013, 12:58 PM
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Ewww, Peter that's gross...
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15 July 2013, 07:51 PM
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ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder
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15 July 2013, 08:30 PM
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15 July 2013, 08:37 PM
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15 July 2013, 11:08 PM
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Does anyone really know what time it is? |
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17 July 2013, 05:32 PM
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18 July 2013, 08:41 PM
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ewwww....
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19 July 2013, 09:12 AM
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Hahahaha
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19 July 2013, 09:26 AM
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I have visions of members hovering around the mouse around the "Report Thread" button ..... and then deciding, no.
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19 July 2013, 09:42 AM
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19 July 2013, 12:36 PM
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6 August 2013, 12:43 PM
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Haha wow that's terrible.
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14 August 2013, 06:11 AM
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14 August 2013, 06:33 AM
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