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9 November 2013, 02:35 AM | #1 |
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Daughter's Letter.
An Australian father goes into his daughter’s bedroom and sees a letter addressed to “Mum and Dad” on the bed .
With a heavy heart he opens it and reads: Dear Mum & Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m telling you that I’ve eloped with my new boyfriend . I’ve found real love and he is so nice . Especially with all his piercings, scars, tattoos and his big motorcycle . But it’s not only that, I’m pregnant, and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his caravan in the bush . He wants to have many more children with me and that’s one of my dreams too . I’ve learned that marijuana does not hurt anyone and we’ll be growing it for us and Ahmed’s friends . They’re the ones providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want . In the meantime we’ll pray for science to find a cure for AIDS, so Ahmed can get better . He deserves it . Don’t worry about money . Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films that his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement . Apparently I can earn $200 per scene. I get a $200 bonus if there are more than three men in the scene and an extra $100 for the kangaroo . Don’t worry Mum . Now I’m 15 I know how to take care of myself . Someday we’ll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren. Your loving daughter, Sarah P.S. Dad, it’s not true. I’m watching TV at the neighbours. I just wanted to show you that there really are worse things in life than England retaining the Ashes .
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9 November 2013, 04:05 AM | #2 |
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I hope I never find such a letter ! I probably wont make it to the end . . . . HAGWe |
9 November 2013, 06:49 AM | #3 |
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I think poor Sarah's dad dropped dead of a heart attack well before the punchline!
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Good one Peter, says the father of two daughter's!!
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I think that is funny.
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13 November 2013, 10:40 PM | #11 |
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So does that mean Leroy and Jamal will have to make do with the kangaroo?
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i don't know what "england retaining the ashes" means, but, otherwise, good stuff.
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