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Old 9 November 2013, 02:35 AM   #1
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Daughter's Letter.

An Australian father goes into his daughter’s bedroom and sees a letter addressed to “Mum and Dad” on the bed .
With a heavy heart he opens it and reads:

Dear Mum & Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m telling you that I’ve eloped with my new boyfriend .
I’ve found real love and he is so nice . Especially with all his piercings, scars, tattoos and his big motorcycle .

But it’s not only that, I’m pregnant, and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his caravan in the bush .
He wants to have many more children with me and that’s one of my dreams too .

I’ve learned that marijuana does not hurt anyone and we’ll be growing it for us and Ahmed’s friends .
They’re the ones providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want .

In the meantime we’ll pray for science to find a cure for AIDS, so Ahmed can get better . He deserves it .

Don’t worry about money . Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films that his friends Leroy and Jamal
make in their basement . Apparently I can earn $200 per scene. I get a $200 bonus if there are more
than three men in the scene and an extra $100 for the kangaroo .

Don’t worry Mum . Now I’m 15 I know how to take care of myself .
Someday we’ll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren.

Your loving daughter,
Sarah

P.S. Dad, it’s not true. I’m watching TV at the neighbours.
I just wanted to show you that there really are worse things in life than
England retaining the Ashes .
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Old 9 November 2013, 04:05 AM   #2
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I hope I never find such a letter !

I probably wont make it to the end . . . .

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Old 9 November 2013, 06:49 AM   #3
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I think poor Sarah's dad dropped dead of a heart attack well before the punchline!
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Old 9 November 2013, 07:10 AM   #4
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Old 9 November 2013, 01:30 PM   #5
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Old 9 November 2013, 09:51 PM   #6
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Old 10 November 2013, 12:20 PM   #7
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Good one Peter, says the father of two daughter's!!
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Old 10 November 2013, 12:48 PM   #8
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Old 11 November 2013, 01:15 AM   #9
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I think that is funny.
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Old 11 November 2013, 01:26 AM   #10
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Old 13 November 2013, 10:40 PM   #11
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So does that mean Leroy and Jamal will have to make do with the kangaroo?
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Old 14 November 2013, 08:37 PM   #12
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i don't know what "england retaining the ashes" means, but, otherwise, good stuff.
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Old 14 November 2013, 08:39 PM   #13
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