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Old 7 February 2006, 08:08 PM   #1
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A few Quickies

Am I getting old?.
I felt like my body has got totally out of shape, so I go my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour.

But, by the time I got my leotard on, the class was over.
Ah well better luck next time.
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Chocolate Lover.

An old man and a young man worked in office next to each other. The young man had noticed that the older man always seemed to have a jar of peanuts on his desk. The young man loved peanuts.

One day while the older man was away from his desk the young man couldn't resist and went to the old man's jar and ate over half the peanuts.

When the old man returned the young man felt guilty and confessed to taking the peanuts.

The old man responded "That's OK since I lost my teeth all I can do is lick the chocolate off the M&Ms."
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Old 8 February 2006, 04:26 AM   #2
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Old 8 February 2006, 04:37 AM   #3
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Old 8 February 2006, 05:27 AM   #4
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Old 8 February 2006, 07:24 AM   #5
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The wonders of Internet! In another group the setting was a home for the elderly, the older man was an older woman and the younger man was a nurse Yeah baby, suck those M&M's
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Old 8 February 2006, 10:03 AM   #6
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Old 8 February 2006, 08:28 PM   #8
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