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Carolina · 30 April 2008, 03:37 AM

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in
their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn
all around the front yard.

The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house.
And there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an
even bigger mess.

A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one
wall.

In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the
family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the
counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the
floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by
the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more
piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be
ill, or that something serious had happened.

He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the
bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys
strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste
had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed
in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how
his day went.

He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"

She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home
from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?"

"Yes," was his incredulous reply.

She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."

(Priceless!!!)

JJ Irani · 30 April 2008, 03:48 AM

But then she didn't have me for a husband, uh?

Carolina · 30 April 2008, 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

But then she didn't have me for a husband, uh?

Well, I'll have to check with Zemina on that one!!

Actually, my husband is not like that either, so I feel a bit disloyal (almost) in posting the joke... (just had to give him a little credit).

But it was so darn funny!

Incurable · 30 April 2008, 03:56 AM

I can hardly wait for Lisa to respond... "What? I don't understand, what's the joke?"

Carolina · 30 April 2008, 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Incurable

I can hardly wait for Lisa to respond... "What? I don't understand, what's the joke?"

I was thinking the same thing!

JJ Irani · 30 April 2008, 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Incurable

I can hardly wait for Lisa to respond... "What? I don't understand, what's the joke?"

Good ole' Lisa!! OOPS!!

Scarface · 30 April 2008, 04:23 AM

Lisa · 30 April 2008, 05:20 AM

Well, guys - the only difference is that I'd be curled up in front of the computer, absorbed in TRF! You know, that joke is my life every day!

Oscar · 30 April 2008, 03:55 PM

If I arrived home and saw that scene my first words would be, "I aint cleaning that up. So, what's for dinner then".

In all seriousness though, I am the clean freak at home. No, I don't suffer from OCD either.

Cheers
Michael

wmthedirector · 1 May 2008, 12:14 AM

thats why i left mine :((

30 April 2008, 03:37 AM	#1
Carolina "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: North Carolina Watch: it, Bubba! Posts: 6,271	Ever felt like doing this to your husband?! A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house. And there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls. As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?" She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?" "Yes," was his incredulous reply. She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it." (Priceless!!!) __________________ . .Member #5380 .

30 April 2008, 03:48 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	But then she didn't have me for a husband, uh? __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

30 April 2008, 03:56 AM	#4
Incurable "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Real Name: Pat Location: PNW Watch: your P's and Q's Posts: 2,549	I can hardly wait for Lisa to respond... "What? I don't understand, what's the joke?" __________________ Rolex GMT Master II 16710 (Blk/Blk) Rolex Explorer 114270 Sinn 356 Sa Flieger Limes Endurance 1Tausend Too many others... #2592 It may seem like I'm doing nothing but, at a cellular level, I'm actually quite busy...

30 April 2008, 04:23 AM	#7
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30 April 2008, 05:20 AM	#8
Lisa "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: oklahoma city Posts: 15,741	Well, guys - the only difference is that I'd be curled up in front of the computer, absorbed in TRF! You know, that joke is my life every day!

30 April 2008, 03:55 PM	#9
Oscar "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Real Name: Michael Location: Melb, Australia Watch: SS GMTIIC Posts: 1,350	If I arrived home and saw that scene my first words would be, "I aint cleaning that up. So, what's for dinner then". In all seriousness though, I am the clean freak at home. No, I don't suffer from OCD either. Cheers Michael

1 May 2008, 12:14 AM	#10
wmthedirector "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NJ Posts: 371	thats why i left mine :((

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