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padi56 · 16 February 2006, 10:09 PM

A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour unaccompanied to Shemya, Alaska. The first night he got home, he exclaimed to his wife, "Honey, I want you to know that I haven't wasted all this time alone. Instead, I've mastered the art of mind over matter. Just watch this!"

And with that he dropped his trousers and shorts and stood before her in his altogether.

"Now watch," he said. Next he said, "Dick, ten-SHUN!"

And with that, his dick sprang to full erection. Then he said, "Dick, at EASE!"

And his dick went down again.

"Wow, that was amazing," said his wife. "Do you mind if I bring our next-door neighbour over to see this? It's really something else!"

The guy responded that he didn't mind at all, since he was proud of what he had accomplished. So the wife goes next door and comes back with a delicious looking woman who got this guy's full attention! After a brief pause to take her in, he said, "Now watch this." Then he said "Dick, ten-HUT!"

And the dick sprang to life. Then it was "Dick, at EASE!"

But nothing happened. So the guy again said, "Dick, at EASE!"

But still nothing happened. So the guy now says,"For the last time, you son-of-a-bitch, I said AT EASE!"

Still nothing. Well, the guy was embarrassed and ran off to the bathroom. His wife made excuses for him and then joined her husband in the bathroom, where she found him masturbating.

"What in the world are you doing?" she asked.

The guy says, "I'm giving' this son of a bitch a dishonourable discharge!"

mailman · 17 February 2006, 12:04 AM

JJ Irani · 17 February 2006, 03:23 AM

Hey Paulie....ever happened to you?

mailman · 17 February 2006, 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Hey Paulie....ever happened to you?

I've never had a problem with it standing at attention

JJ Irani · 17 February 2006, 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mailman

I've never had a problem with it standing at attention

I can truly believe that.....the poor anaconda is still gagging after the last session!!

Launch Mini · 17 February 2006, 03:33 AM

C.J. · 17 February 2006, 05:54 AM

Paul never had a problem with bathroom visits either, Tosser

AJC · 17 February 2006, 06:09 AM

ralphieralph · 17 February 2006, 09:18 AM

padi56 · 17 February 2006, 08:47 PM

dman · 18 February 2006, 03:28 PM

rolexchick · 19 February 2006, 03:19 PM

16 February 2006, 10:09 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,064	Military Training. A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour unaccompanied to Shemya, Alaska. The first night he got home, he exclaimed to his wife, "Honey, I want you to know that I haven't wasted all this time alone. Instead, I've mastered the art of mind over matter. Just watch this!" And with that he dropped his trousers and shorts and stood before her in his altogether. "Now watch," he said. Next he said, "Dick, ten-SHUN!" And with that, his dick sprang to full erection. Then he said, "Dick, at EASE!" And his dick went down again. "Wow, that was amazing," said his wife. "Do you mind if I bring our next-door neighbour over to see this? It's really something else!" The guy responded that he didn't mind at all, since he was proud of what he had accomplished. So the wife goes next door and comes back with a delicious looking woman who got this guy's full attention! After a brief pause to take her in, he said, "Now watch this." Then he said "Dick, ten-HUT!" And the dick sprang to life. Then it was "Dick, at EASE!" But nothing happened. So the guy again said, "Dick, at EASE!" But still nothing happened. So the guy now says,"For the last time, you son-of-a-bitch, I said AT EASE!" Still nothing. Well, the guy was embarrassed and ran off to the bathroom. His wife made excuses for him and then joined her husband in the bathroom, where she found him masturbating. "What in the world are you doing?" she asked. The guy says, "I'm giving' this son of a bitch a dishonourable discharge!" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

17 February 2006, 12:04 AM	#2
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	__________________ JJ

17 February 2006, 03:23 AM	#3
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Hey Paulie....ever happened to you? __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

17 February 2006, 03:33 AM	#6
Launch Mini "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Real Name: John Location: Canada, eh Watch: can I? Posts: 6,240	__________________ Something witty to go here. Member # 293

17 February 2006, 05:54 AM	#7
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	Paul never had a problem with bathroom visits either, Tosser __________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there

17 February 2006, 06:09 AM	#8
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17 February 2006, 09:18 AM	#9
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17 February 2006, 08:47 PM	#10
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,064	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

18 February 2006, 03:28 PM	#11
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,585	__________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

19 February 2006, 03:19 PM	#12
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