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Old 11 February 2015, 05:29 AM   #1
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Sheep Shearing

An Australian was walking down a country road in New Zealand, when he happened to glance over the fence and see a farmer goin' at it with a sheep.

The Aussie is quite taken aback by this, so he climbs the fence and walks over to the farmer.

He taps him on the shoulder and says, "You know mate, back home, we shear those!"

The New Zealander looks frantically around and says, "I'm not bloody SHEARING this with no one!"
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Old 11 February 2015, 05:39 AM   #2
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Old 11 February 2015, 09:20 AM   #3
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Old 11 February 2015, 09:27 AM   #4
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