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The_Walrus · 20 July 2015, 08:08 PM

A bloke's wife goes missing while diving off the West Australian Coast

He reports the event, searches fruitlessly and spends a terrible night wondering what could have happened to her.

Next morning there's a knock at the door and he is confronted by a couple of police officers, the old Sarge and a younger Constable.

The Sarge says, "Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately some
really bad news, but, some good news, and maybe some more good news."

"Well," says the bloke, "I guess I'd better have the bad news first."

The Sarge says, "I'm really sorry mate, but your wife is dead. Young Bill
here found her lying at about five fathoms in a little cleft in the
reef. He got a line around her and we pulled her up, but she was dead."

The bloke is naturally distressed to hear of this and has a bit of a turn.

But after a few minutes he pulls himself together and asks what the good news is. The Sarge says, "Well when we got your wife up there were quite a few really good sized lobsters and a swag of nice crabs attached to her, so we've brought you your share."

He hands the bloke a bag with a couple of nice lobsters and four or fivecrabs in it.

"Gee-whizz thanks. They're bloody beauties. I guess it's an ill wind and all that... So, what's the other possible good news?"

"Well," the Sarge says, "If you fancy a quick trip, young Bill and I
get off duty at around 11 o'clock... and we're going to shoot over there and pull her up again".

swatty · 20 July 2015, 08:11 PM

Bangel · 20 July 2015, 11:14 PM

watchwatcher · 21 July 2015, 01:12 AM

Oh my...

Hairdude1 · 21 July 2015, 02:00 AM

MonBK · 21 July 2015, 02:38 AM

:)

997.2 · 21 July 2015, 04:22 AM

That's hilarious. Morbid but hilarious.

JohnBaker3 · 21 July 2015, 04:51 AM

There are people all over the world with sick senses of humor....I must be one of them too !!

Psmith · 21 July 2015, 05:31 AM

Frosty · 21 July 2015, 06:57 AM

SearChart · 22 July 2015, 12:51 AM

Pretty gross but funny

Tri-Tip · 22 July 2015, 09:01 AM

Love it!

20 July 2015, 08:08 PM	#1
The_Walrus "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Real Name: George Location: Sydney Watch: 5513 Posts: 1,104	aussie humour A bloke's wife goes missing while diving off the West Australian Coast He reports the event, searches fruitlessly and spends a terrible night wondering what could have happened to her. Next morning there's a knock at the door and he is confronted by a couple of police officers, the old Sarge and a younger Constable. The Sarge says, "Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately some really bad news, but, some good news, and maybe some more good news." "Well," says the bloke, "I guess I'd better have the bad news first." The Sarge says, "I'm really sorry mate, but your wife is dead. Young Bill here found her lying at about five fathoms in a little cleft in the reef. He got a line around her and we pulled her up, but she was dead." The bloke is naturally distressed to hear of this and has a bit of a turn. But after a few minutes he pulls himself together and asks what the good news is. The Sarge says, "Well when we got your wife up there were quite a few really good sized lobsters and a swag of nice crabs attached to her, so we've brought you your share." He hands the bloke a bag with a couple of nice lobsters and four or fivecrabs in it. "Gee-whizz thanks. They're bloody beauties. I guess it's an ill wind and all that... So, what's the other possible good news?" "Well," the Sarge says, "If you fancy a quick trip, young Bill and I get off duty at around 11 o'clock... and we're going to shoot over there and pull her up again".

21 July 2015, 02:00 AM	#5
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21 July 2015, 04:51 AM	#8
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20 July 2015, 08:11 PM	#2
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21 July 2015, 01:12 AM	#4
watchwatcher "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Larry Location: Kentucky Watch: Yes Posts: 35,047	Oh my...

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21 July 2015, 04:22 AM	#7
997.2 Banned Join Date: Jul 2013 Real Name: Chaz Location: Cherry Hill, NJ Posts: 2,721	That's hilarious. Morbid but hilarious.

22 July 2015, 09:01 AM	#12
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