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El Cascarrabias · 30 July 2015, 09:40 AM

This is an old story about one of the bravest, or depending on who you ask stupidest, old joke tellers around.

An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...

He finds his way to the bar and orders a shot of whiskey.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, do you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, cowboy, I think it's only fair that you should know five things since you're blind."

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a Billy-Club
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman to your right is a blonde professional wrestler.
5. The person to my right is a blonde weight lifter.

"Now think seriously, cowboy... Do you still want to tell that blonde joke?"

The cowboy sits and thinks for a second, then shakes his head.

"No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times..."

watchwatcher · 30 July 2015, 11:23 AM

teqp · 30 July 2015, 02:17 PM

Hairdude1 · 30 July 2015, 02:40 PM

swatty · 30 July 2015, 08:23 PM

MonBK · 30 July 2015, 08:32 PM

:)

cop414 · 30 July 2015, 09:31 PM

Old but good,,,

Psmith · 31 July 2015, 03:11 AM

Bangel · 2 August 2015, 12:04 AM

subtona · 2 August 2015, 12:20 AM

AstroBoy · 2 August 2015, 02:07 PM

LOL! Good one!

incontrol · 2 August 2015, 03:07 PM

brkanand · 2 August 2015, 04:30 PM

Ha ha

997.2 · 4 August 2015, 10:14 AM

Lol!

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red.earth · 13 August 2015, 01:25 AM

*snigger*

30 July 2015, 09:40 AM	#1
El Cascarrabias "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Real Name: Frank Location: USA Watch: 16613LB Posts: 1,006	A blonde joke This is an old story about one of the bravest, or depending on who you ask stupidest, old joke tellers around. An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to the bar and orders a shot of whiskey. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, do you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, cowboy, I think it's only fair that you should know five things since you're blind." 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a Billy-Club 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman to your right is a blonde professional wrestler. 5. The person to my right is a blonde weight lifter. "Now think seriously, cowboy... Do you still want to tell that blonde joke?" The cowboy sits and thinks for a second, then shakes his head. "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times..."

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