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Old 4 October 2015, 03:44 AM   #1
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Prison Love

As a hooker was getting dressed, when she turned to her customer and asked, "Have you just gotten out of prison?"

"Yeah," the guy replied. "How did you guess?

Is it because I wanted to have sex from the rear?"

"Partly." She said. "But more because when we finished, you ran around in front of me, bent over, and shouted, 'YOUR TURN."
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Old 4 October 2015, 09:45 AM   #2
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