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Old 2 October 2015, 06:11 AM   #1
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A bloke goes into a bar and sits himself right next to a beautiful girl, the girl catches him non stop looking at his watch. She says "is your date late?" The man replys "no, I've just brought the latest rolex and I'm about to test it." She smiles at him and says"what does it do?" "Well" he replys " it uses alpha waves to telepathy talk to me". She's intrigued " what's telling you now" she asks him. He chuckles and replies " it says you're not wearing any panties" The girl giggles and says " well it must be a broken then because I am" The guy shakes his head and says " I haven't set it it's still an hour fast"
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Old 2 October 2015, 08:45 AM   #2
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Old 2 October 2015, 11:24 AM   #3
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Old 2 October 2015, 06:27 PM   #4
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Old 3 October 2015, 12:09 AM   #5
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Old 11 October 2015, 01:37 AM   #6
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Old 18 October 2015, 05:52 PM   #7
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lol.. that's funny but in real life he'd be getting a slap right away..
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Old 20 October 2015, 04:39 AM   #8
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Don't see that working in real life, but funny on the internet.
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Old 21 October 2015, 03:05 PM   #9
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