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Launch Mini · 18 March 2006, 04:47 AM

Time for another poll..
You are in an elevator with only one other person of the opposite sex.
You really need to fart.
Which is worse???
Letting out a loud ripper Or
A silent but deadly one???

JJ Irani · 18 March 2006, 04:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Launch Mini

Time for another poll..
You are in an elevator with only one other person of the opposite sex.
You really need to fart.
Which is worse???
Letting out a loud ripper Or
A silent but deadly one???

I'd start up a loud conversation with the opposite sex and then let out a ripper, the sound of which would be camouflaged in all that loud talk!!

Goodwatch · 18 March 2006, 04:56 AM

And the smell, camouflaged by what? You're after shave lotion?

C.J. · 18 March 2006, 05:53 AM

Either way, you won't be getting laid by her or any of her friends

so if you're going to do it, go for broke. Let one rip and then say "wow, did you hear what that arsehole just said?"

18 March 2006, 06:02 AM

I said SBD simply because by the time the smell emanates, you will be well off said elevator for someone else to open your surprise.

JJ Irani · 18 March 2006, 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C.J.

Either way, you won't be getting laid by her or any of her friends

so if you're going to do it, go for broke. Let one rip and then say "wow, did you hear what that arsehole just said?"

JJ Irani · 18 March 2006, 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Atomic

I said SBD simply because by the time the smell emanates, you will be well off said elevator for someone else to open your surprise.

JJ Irani · 18 March 2006, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goodwatch

And the smell, camouflaged by what? You're after shave lotion?

Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of my charming personality!

Launch Mini · 18 March 2006, 08:45 AM

Don't forget you baby smooth & soft skin there JJ.
After all, the natural lanolin in the sheeps wool, must keep your skin in great shape.

Speaking of that, do you have any deals on some good sheep skin slippers??

Launch Mini · 18 March 2006, 08:48 AM

AND you guy, only 2 other people answered the question by checking one of the boxes.

If I don't get better responses, my polls will be forced to shut down on account of lack of funding.

JJ Irani · 18 March 2006, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Launch Mini

AND you guy, only 2 other people answered the question by checking one of the boxes.

If I don't get better responses, my polls will be forced to shut down on account of lack of funding.

Light day at work, tosser?

Launch Mini · 18 March 2006, 09:18 AM

Kinda, , how could you tell.
Actually quite busy, after every file that crossed my desk today, I took a minute to check in here.

mailman · 18 March 2006, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Atomic

I said SBD simply because by the time the smell emanates, you will be well off said elevator for someone else to open your surprise.

Smae thing here. The element of surprise is always the best. Makes them wonder if the girl did it.

dman · 18 March 2006, 01:19 PM

SBD, then offer her a breath mint.

View Poll Results: Elevator Situation
Loud Ripper?	1	16.67%
SBD - Silent But Deadly?	5	83.33%
Voters: 6. You may not vote on this poll

18 March 2006, 04:47 AM	#1
Launch Mini "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Real Name: John Location: Canada, eh Watch: can I? Posts: 6,240	Elevator Question Time for another poll.. You are in an elevator with only one other person of the opposite sex. You really need to fart. Which is worse??? Letting out a loud ripper Or A silent but deadly one??? __________________ Something witty to go here. Member # 293

18 March 2006, 04:56 AM	#3
Goodwatch "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Real Name: Frans ® Location: Rotterdam Watch: the sunrise... Posts: 10,230	And the smell, camouflaged by what? You're after shave lotion? __________________ Member# 127

18 March 2006, 05:53 AM	#4
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	Either way, you won't be getting laid by her or any of her friends so if you're going to do it, go for broke. Let one rip and then say "wow, did you hear what that arsehole just said?" __________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there

18 March 2006, 08:45 AM	#9
Launch Mini "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Real Name: John Location: Canada, eh Watch: can I? Posts: 6,240	Don't forget you baby smooth & soft skin there JJ. After all, the natural lanolin in the sheeps wool, must keep your skin in great shape. Speaking of that, do you have any deals on some good sheep skin slippers?? __________________ Something witty to go here. Member # 293

18 March 2006, 06:02 AM	#5
Atomic Guest Posts: n/a	I said SBD simply because by the time the smell emanates, you will be well off said elevator for someone else to open your surprise.

18 March 2006, 08:48 AM	#10
Launch Mini "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Real Name: John Location: Canada, eh Watch: can I? Posts: 6,240	AND you guy, only 2 other people answered the question by checking one of the boxes. If I don't get better responses, my polls will be forced to shut down on account of lack of funding. __________________ Something witty to go here. Member # 293

18 March 2006, 09:18 AM	#12
Launch Mini "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Real Name: John Location: Canada, eh Watch: can I? Posts: 6,240	Kinda, , how could you tell. Actually quite busy, after every file that crossed my desk today, I took a minute to check in here. __________________ Something witty to go here. Member # 293

18 March 2006, 01:19 PM	#14
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,585	SBD, then offer her a breath mint. __________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

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