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skydriver · 28 May 2016, 01:42 AM

This one always makes me laugh...

Me and my father were in the mall last week doing some shopping (not much shopping, he's 92 years old) and decided to get something to eat at the food court.

Well some teenager sat at the table next to us, and his hair was a spiked mohawk, with red, blue, green, orange coloring. My dad could not stop staring it was so embarrassing!

Well the kid finally got tired of my dads constant staring and he said "whats wrong old man? ain't you ever done anything crazy in your life?"

And my dad never hesitated he quickly said "yeah...got drunk once and fucked a peacock...just wondering if you were my son"

Abdullah71601 · 28 May 2016, 01:48 AM

TheRolexKingofLV · 28 May 2016, 02:32 AM

Now that's funny

J!m · 28 May 2016, 02:37 AM

WOW. That's pure classic!

Psmith · 28 May 2016, 02:58 AM

cop414 · 29 May 2016, 05:57 AM

excellent

Jayshan · 29 May 2016, 09:48 AM

a

bungcarlo · 30 May 2016, 12:34 AM

good one

Danny83 · 30 May 2016, 12:38 AM

Lol

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Rebel · 18 June 2016, 07:17 AM

Good one.

28 May 2016, 01:42 AM	#1
skydriver "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2016 Real Name: Larry Location: Johns Creek, GA Watch: GMT Pepsi Posts: 251	Old People always know what to say This one always makes me laugh... Me and my father were in the mall last week doing some shopping (not much shopping, he's 92 years old) and decided to get something to eat at the food court. Well some teenager sat at the table next to us, and his hair was a spiked mohawk, with red, blue, green, orange coloring. My dad could not stop staring it was so embarrassing! Well the kid finally got tired of my dads constant staring and he said "whats wrong old man? ain't you ever done anything crazy in your life?" And my dad never hesitated he quickly said "yeah...got drunk once and fucked a peacock...just wondering if you were my son"

28 May 2016, 02:32 AM	#3
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