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marine 337 · 21 June 2016, 02:15 AM

So I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder.

I turned around and saw an old lady. She said to me, "Sonny, would you like some nuts? I've got a couple hazelnuts and almonds if you'd like."

"Sure.", I replied. Then she gave me a handful of nuts and went back to sit with her friends.

"What a nice lady", I thought, while happily munching on the nuts.

A few minutes later, I felt another tap on my shoulder and there she was again, offering some nuts. I gladly accepted and she went back to her seat.

After about 10 minutes, she tapped me on the shoulder, once again offering some nuts.

I asked her, "Why don't you eat them yourself?"

"Because we've got no teeth", she replied.

"Then why do you buy them?", I asked.

"Oh, because we just love the chocolate around them."

Bluside · 21 June 2016, 06:05 AM

Oh my!

Psmith · 21 June 2016, 07:41 AM

swatty · 21 June 2016, 08:48 AM

SemperFi · 21 June 2016, 09:36 AM

Oh my! Talk about double dipping.

68camaro · 21 June 2016, 12:59 PM

Rogdogg · 21 June 2016, 01:47 PM

I didn't see that coming. Gross!

TickTopia · 21 June 2016, 01:48 PM

Gross

bdex75 · 21 June 2016, 01:49 PM

Hmmm. Pre softened nuts.

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Hairdude1 · 22 June 2016, 02:26 PM

Ha!!

21 June 2016, 02:15 AM	#1
marine 337 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: florida Posts: 112	Nuts So I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and saw an old lady. She said to me, "Sonny, would you like some nuts? I've got a couple hazelnuts and almonds if you'd like." "Sure.", I replied. Then she gave me a handful of nuts and went back to sit with her friends. "What a nice lady", I thought, while happily munching on the nuts. A few minutes later, I felt another tap on my shoulder and there she was again, offering some nuts. I gladly accepted and she went back to her seat. After about 10 minutes, she tapped me on the shoulder, once again offering some nuts. I asked her, "Why don't you eat them yourself?" "Because we've got no teeth", she replied. "Then why do you buy them?", I asked. "Oh, because we just love the chocolate around them."

21 June 2016, 07:41 AM	#3
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21 June 2016, 06:05 AM	#2
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SemperFi "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Real Name: Angelo Location: Brooklyn, NY Watch: Rolex Submariner Posts: 42,164	Oh my! Talk about double dipping.

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