Dr Visit

[mailman]

I went to the Dr today for my annual physical. Went for blood work last week so the results could be back in time.

My Dr proceeds to tell me every thing's good. Blood pressure, EKG, cholesterol..blah ,blah, blah.

My question is this; He has my chart in front of him so he knows everything about me. Why then does he ask me every year, with the most devilish smile if I'm 40 yet

BTW, I forgot to mention that he's from India and sounds exactly like JJ when he talks

[Jimbits76]

Originally Posted by mailman

Why then does he ask me every year, with the most devilish smile if I'm 40 yet

As soon as you tell him, he'll have that glove on faster than you can clench buddy!!!!!!!!!!!

You'll be in the same boat as me and my probing bastid aliens!!!!!!!!!!

J

[redshirt1957]

Originally Posted by mailman

I went to the Dr today for my annual physical. Went for blood work last week so the results could be back in time.

My Dr proceeds to tell me every thing's good. Blood pressure, EKG, cholesterol..blah ,blah, blah.

My question is this; He has my chart in front of him so he knows everything about me. Why then does he ask me every year, with the most devilish smile if I'm 40 yet

BTW, I forgot to mention that he's from India and sounds exactly like JJ when he talks

To put it in a more Redneck way than ole' Jim did above; he is sizing your up for one or two fingers.

[arttay10]

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

To put it in a more Redneck way than ole' Jim did above; he is sizing your up for one or two fingers.

[Art161]

I can't figure out why my doctor asks me if my ankles are swollen. It's not as though he's walking with a white cane that has a red tip. But I don't want to mess with a guy who has one or two boxes of latex gloves handy.

[Lisa]

My doc asked me the same thing - but it was so I could have the old girls squished in a vice. And there were pictures.

[redshirt1957]

Originally Posted by Lisa

My doc asked me the same thing - but it was so I could have the old girls squished in a vice. And there were pictures.

Looks like I need a new poster!!!!!!

[Jimbits76]

My doc asked me the same thing - but it was so I could have the old girls squished in a vice. And there were pictures.

Must be the time here but that took me a while to get.

I was thinking how the heck do you get those parts into a vice without being inside out.

Then it dawned on me.....Tube Socks!!!!!!!!!!!!

J

[oneillba]

Sounds like, "turn your head and cough". Don't worry, it's not that bad.

[Carolina]

Paulie, at least you don't have the dreaded OB/Gyn visit each year...

[abigsecret]

Originally Posted by Carolina

Paulie, at least you don't have the dreaded OB/Gyn visit each year...

Each year... each month right now! Good thing they don't "check" every visit now!

[Carolina]

Originally Posted by abigsecret

Each year... each month right now! Good thing they don't "check" every visit now!

Oh Mireyna, just wait until labor. After that, you don't care so much who looks at what!

(just kidding - it's not that bad!)

[Lisa]

Originally Posted by abigsecret

Each year... each month right now! Good thing they don't "check" every visit now!

How many weeks are you now, Mireyna? And how's your cold?

[BLSampson]

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

To put it in a more Redneck way than ole' Jim did above; he is sizing your up for one or two fingers.

I hate when they are out of lubricant

[Lisa]

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Looks like I need a new poster!!!!!!

Man, you are quick this afternoon.

[BLSampson]

On a different note but in the same area, I get my colon checked on Friday so I will be online a lot tomorrow night.

[Lisa]

Originally Posted by oneillba

Sounds like, "turn your head and cough". Don't worry, it's not that bad.

Bitsy's probaby putting the X's on the calendar with giddy anticipation.

[Lisa]

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Must be the time here but that took me a while to get.

I was thinking how the heck do you get those parts into a vice without being inside out.

Then it dawned on me.....Tube Socks!!!!!!!!!!!!

J

Dude, I don't even have to get up from my Cosmo in the waiting room!

[redshirt1957]

Originally Posted by Carolina

Oh Mireyna, just wait until labor. After that, you don't care so much who looks at what!

(just kidding - it's not that bad!)

Been there for the last four and delivered one, with the guidance of a mid-wife. All I can say is WOW. Well, I could say about a 100 things, but oh hell who is kidding who, right? My current wife had all four natural and she could have cared less if the homeless were watching and filming. She just wanted the little squids out of their hidding place. Some things stretch more than others.. Now pulling out the placenta, that is harder than the birth. Too much information.

[redshirt1957]

Originally Posted by Lisa

Man, you are quick this afternoon.

Now, you sound like all of my wives!

[pwrslider]

Originally Posted by Lisa

Dude, I don't even have to get up from my Cosmo in the waiting room!

[Carolina]

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Been there for the last four and delivered one, with the guidance of a mid-wife. All I can say is WOW. Well, I could say about a 100 things, but oh hell who is kidding who, right? My current wife had all four natural and she could have cared less if the homeless were watching and filming. She just wanted the little squids out of their hidding place. Some things stretch more than others.. Now pulling out the placenta, that is harder than the birth. Too much information.

My first was almost completely natural (and my second was not). I am impressed!

[Lisa]

Originally Posted by BLSampson

On a different note but in the same area, I get my colon checked on Friday so I will be online a lot tomorrow night.

In between visits to the loo?

[redshirt1957]

Originally Posted by Lisa

In between visits to the loo?

I see who is now quick on the draw. Best to take it out on us than the hubby in the basement.. Hey, I am in the basement as we type.

[Lisa]

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

I see who is now quick on the draw. Best to take it out on us than the hubby in the basement.. Hey, I am in the basement as we type.

All respect is due to Bryan - that is one procedure I would not care to undergo. My time will come, and I'll do it, but still.... Brave man, Bryan.

[abigsecret]

1st: I'm 28 weeks today.
2nd: I don't worry about who "sees" me, I just really don't like the "feeling".
3rd: I'm having a C-section due to my medical history.

Joe, I'm very impressed you helped your wife with delivering a baby!

[abigsecret]

Oh, and 4th: my cold is not much better; I just went to the pharmacy to pick up some Robitussin Cough and Cold, which is safe according to the doc's office!

[redshirt1957]

Originally Posted by abigsecret

1st: I'm 28 weeks today.
2nd: I don't worry about who "sees" me, I just really don't like the "feeling".
3rd: I'm having a C-section due to my medical history.

Joe, I'm very impressed you helped your wife with delivering a baby!

Get used to number 2 or "feeling" as someone has to reach in and turn the placenta inside out before removing. I birthed cows as a young lad so was used to the procedure. Don't be impressed, I am a professional pervert.

[redshirt1957]

Originally Posted by abigsecret

Oh, and 4th: my cold is not much better; I just went to the pharmacy to pick up some Robitussin Cough and Cold, which is safe according to the doc's office!

A summer cold! Sorry to hear that. Hope you feel better soon.

[Lisa]

Originally Posted by abigsecret

Oh, and 4th: my cold is not much better; I just went to the pharmacy to pick up some Robitussin Cough and Cold, which is safe according to the doc's office!

Sorry to hear that. There doesn't seem to be much stuff you can take when pregnant.

When are you going to share the name you've chosen for your daughter, Mireyna? Do we have to wait until she's born?