ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX

figbo · 2 September 2008, 04:08 PM

Brad, a guy on the local beach just couldn't make progress with any of the girls,
so he heads over to the guard tower to see if the lifeguard has any advice for him.

"Dude, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing those baggy swim trunks
that make you look like an old geezer. Grab yourself a pair of Speedos,
about two sizes too small, and drop a fist-sized potato inside.
I'm telling you, man, you'll have all the babes you want!"

The following weekend, Brad hits the beach with his new Speedos,
and his fist-sized potato and it's even worse than before.
Everybody on the beach acts disgusted as he walks by, covering their faces,
turning away, laughing, looking sick. So, Brad goes back to the lifeguard again
and asks him, "What's wrong now?"

"Dude!" says the lifeguard, "The potato goes in front!"

limbo · 2 September 2008, 05:08 PM

JJ Irani · 2 September 2008, 05:15 PM

swatty · 2 September 2008, 06:49 PM

ratae1950 · 3 September 2008, 04:07 AM

Rolexitis · 3 September 2008, 06:22 AM

I laughed out Loud in the office!!

2 September 2008, 04:08 PM	#1
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	the potato Brad, a guy on the local beach just couldn't make progress with any of the girls, so he heads over to the guard tower to see if the lifeguard has any advice for him. "Dude, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing those baggy swim trunks that make you look like an old geezer. Grab yourself a pair of Speedos, about two sizes too small, and drop a fist-sized potato inside. I'm telling you, man, you'll have all the babes you want!" The following weekend, Brad hits the beach with his new Speedos, and his fist-sized potato and it's even worse than before. Everybody on the beach acts disgusted as he walks by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick. So, Brad goes back to the lifeguard again and asks him, "What's wrong now?" "Dude!" says the lifeguard, "The potato goes in front!"

2 September 2008, 05:15 PM	#3
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

3 September 2008, 04:07 AM	#5
ratae1950 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Real Name: Peter Location: Cambridge Ma Posts: 2,331	__________________ Yunnoworameenmiduck

3 September 2008, 06:22 AM	#6
Rolexitis "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2008 Real Name: Matt Location: Earth Watch: 114060 Posts: 3,203	I laughed out Loud in the office!! __________________ Card Carrying Member of the Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

2 September 2008, 05:08 PM	#2
limbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,624

2 September 2008, 06:49 PM	#4
swatty 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Peter Location: Sydney Watch: The Game Posts: 17,415

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)