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17 October 2017, 11:25 PM
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More of "Little Johnny" ...
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said gleefully, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating”. The teacher said, “That was good Molly, but I wanted you to use the word “fascinate, not fascinating”. Then Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated”. The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate”. Little Johnny raised his hand. But, the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate” so she called on him. Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight!” The teacher sat down and cried.  
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17 October 2017, 11:39 PM
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18 October 2017, 07:54 AM
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18 October 2017, 08:00 AM
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18 October 2017, 12:37 PM
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18 October 2017, 01:55 PM
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18 October 2017, 07:29 PM
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:lol
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20 October 2017, 12:04 PM
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21 October 2017, 04:11 AM
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21 October 2017, 06:55 AM
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21 October 2017, 07:20 AM
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Good one.
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25 October 2017, 03:07 AM
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26 October 2017, 11:50 AM
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haaaa little JOHNNY is always awesome
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28 October 2017, 06:38 PM
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28 October 2017, 07:41 PM
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29 October 2017, 06:07 AM
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That is my favorite little Johnny joke.
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29 October 2017, 06:25 AM
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Fascinating
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30 October 2017, 02:33 PM
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