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24 May 2018, 08:39 AM | #1 |
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My therapist told me I'm crazy. I told him a want another opinion...
He said, "fine, you're ugly too."
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25 May 2018, 04:38 AM | #2 |
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My parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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Ain't much of a crime, whacking a surly bartender |
2 June 2018, 10:34 AM | #3 |
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2 June 2018, 10:37 AM | #4 |
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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5 June 2018, 03:46 AM | #5 |
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✦ 28238 President DD 18K/YG ✦ 16610LN SS Sub ✦ 16613 18K/SS Serti ✦ 16550 Exp II Non-Rail Cream Dial ✦ Daytona C 116500 ✦ 126710 BLRO GMT-Master II ✦ NEXT-->? ⛳ Hole In One! 10/3/19 DMCC 5th hole, par 3, 168 yards w/ 4-Iron. |
5 June 2018, 03:50 AM | #6 |
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I went to a very tough high school . . . the school paper had an obituary column.
Once in school I got robbed at knife point but I knew the guy was an amateur, he used a butter knife.
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"You, you and you, panic . . . the rest of you follow me!" Unknown Gunnery Sergeant, Vietnam 1966. Rolex, Sub 126610LN Omega Seamaster 300M Diver, Doxa Sub 200 Tudor Black Bay Bronze, Tudor Pelagos, (Blue). |
6 June 2018, 11:13 PM | #7 |
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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an atheist, and a dyslexic?
Someone who stays awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog. |
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