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TheVTCGuy · 19 July 2018, 07:57 AM

What a blessed day, I’m now a father. It’s.. it’s a little emotional for me...

My Divererticlitis was feeling better, but I also have chronic prostitus, and when I’m sick, it flares up horribly sometimes. Yesterday, I was in tremendous pain. I was in the Urologist office a few minutes ago and he said “let’s make sure it’s not a kidney stone” (I’ve had four). So, he sends me over to x Ray. Half way there, I went in to the men’s room and... SUPRISE! Number five.

Leave it to me to have TWO maladies at the same time. But I feel tons better, even my belly feels better, so, I’m on the mend

Jocke, I am naming him after you... I promise I will raise him for you to be proud.

Tune in for next week’s show of “Paul’s Physical Problems”

Have you ever seen a man so HAPPY that he passed a kidney stone?

droptopman · 19 July 2018, 08:21 AM

The Return of the Jedi!

Abdullah71601 · 19 July 2018, 08:39 AM

Did they use depleted uranium in your M61A1?

TheVTCGuy · 19 July 2018, 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abdullah71601

Did they use depleted uranium in your M61A1?

As far as I know, the DU rounds are only available in 30Mil (?). My GAU was a 20MM.

TheVTCGuy · 19 July 2018, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Abdullah71601

Did they use depleted uranium in your M61A1?

Speaking of which, I feel like I just passed a depleted uranium round.

THC · 19 July 2018, 08:44 AM

Paul, mail it to Jocke

GradyPhilpott · 19 July 2018, 08:46 AM

Glad you're better.

I've never had a kidney stone and I pray to God I never do!

Runnin' Rebel · 19 July 2018, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by TheVTCGuy

As far as I know, the DU rounds are only available in 30Mil (?). My GAU was a 20MM.

lol
Beautiful response
A-10 in action is amazingly cool and 30mm

TheVTCGuy · 19 July 2018, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by THC

Paul, mail it to Jocke

Excellent idea!

brandrea · 19 July 2018, 10:28 AM

I’m happy to hear you’re back to normal Paul.

hdrazor251 · 19 July 2018, 10:31 AM

I've had 4 myself so yeah I understand the happiness of passing it. Glad your on the mend.

Chewbacca · 19 July 2018, 11:27 AM

Wear it well. Congratulations!

Rockrolex · 19 July 2018, 11:44 AM

Never had those problems hope to not have them in futuro. But glad you're feeling better, Paul.

Romeojk · 19 July 2018, 11:49 AM

Congratulations on your new son! Glad you’re feeling better!!!

Ruud Van Driver · 19 July 2018, 12:42 PM

Glad you're on the mend, Paul.

All these ailments must be a 'Paul Thing'. I still have a few of those whacky-ass pain killers left over if you need any

Jocke · 19 July 2018, 12:56 PM

Sometimes a picture tells more than thousands words but this one leave the most to imagination. I'm proud to be a part of
you my friend even if I rather have stayed inside a few more days more so you could enjoyed my company a little longer.

Good you found the problem.

Rock · 19 July 2018, 02:14 PM

Any day you manage to pass a kidney stone is a very good day indeed.
Well Done Paul.

Daryl · 19 July 2018, 02:47 PM

tritium8 · 19 July 2018, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chewbacca

Wear it well. Congratulations!

Like a meteorite dial!

Chewbacca · 19 July 2018, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by tritium8

Like a meteorite dial!

Haha! You got it.

dddrees · 19 July 2018, 03:12 PM

And here I thought you took a poop.

HogwldFLTR · 19 July 2018, 03:16 PM

Glad you're feeling better. That just sounds painful as hell!!!

Latrodectus · 19 July 2018, 03:19 PM

Paul, I think the stone is fake

The quality of the picture is not too good!!

SearChart · 19 July 2018, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Runnin' Rebel

lol
Beautiful response
A-10 in action is amazingly cool and 30mm

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! And then fireworks

Johny · 20 July 2018, 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THC

Paul, mail it to Jocke

Will look great on a watch chain.

joeychitwood · 20 July 2018, 12:37 AM

Yikes! A kidney stone and diverticulitis at the same time. Add an open femur fracture, and you've got the trifecta of pain. Hope you feel better quickly. I'm going to rent out your room at Casa Chitwood if you don't show up soon.

19 July 2018, 08:21 AM	#2
droptopman "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Real Name: Mark Location: Washington State Watch: SUBS and GMT's! Posts: 9,664	The Return of the Jedi! __________________ Judge Smails: Ty, what did you shoot today? Ty: Oh, Judge, I don't keep score. Judge Smails: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers? Ty: By height.

19 July 2018, 08:46 AM	#7
GradyPhilpott 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: New Mexico Watch: Seiko #SRK047 Posts: 34,460	Glad you're better. I've never had a kidney stone and I pray to God I never do! __________________ JJ Inaugural TRF $50 Watch Challenge Winner

19 July 2018, 10:31 AM	#11
hdrazor251 "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Real Name: Jeff Location: Arizona Watch: is recovered!! Posts: 4,255	I've had 4 myself so yeah I understand the happiness of passing it. Glad your on the mend. __________________ 16753 GMT Master, 16613 Bluesy, 16710 GMT Master II, 16570 Polar Explorer II-Stolen & Recovered!! Card Carrying Member of the Global Assoc. of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons

19 July 2018, 11:44 AM	#13
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19 July 2018, 12:42 PM	#15
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19 July 2018, 08:39 AM	#3
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19 July 2018, 08:44 AM	#6
THC 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Jun 2013 Real Name: Tom Location: Mandeville La Watch: 126333 Posts: 10,666	Paul, mail it to Jocke

19 July 2018, 10:28 AM	#10
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19 July 2018, 11:27 AM	#12
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19 July 2018, 11:49 AM	#14
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19 July 2018, 12:56 PM	#16
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19 July 2018, 02:14 PM	#17
Rock 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Real Name: Rocky Location: Australia Watch: Grail:Bluesy Posts: 17,850	Any day you manage to pass a kidney stone is a very good day indeed. Well Done Paul. __________________ Cellini 4112. Sub 14060M. DJ 16233. Rotherhams 1847 Pocket-watch. Foundation Member of 'Horologists Anonymous' "Hi, I'm Rocky, and I'm a Horologist..."

19 July 2018, 02:47 PM	#18
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19 July 2018, 03:12 PM	#21
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19 July 2018, 03:16 PM	#22
HogwldFLTR 2024 ROLEX SUBMARINER 41 Pledge Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Real Name: Lee Location: 42.48.45N70.48.48 Watch: Too many to list! Posts: 33,697	Glad you're feeling better. That just sounds painful as hell!!! __________________ Troglodyte in residence! https://www.rolexforums.com/showthread.php?t=808599

19 July 2018, 03:19 PM	#23
Latrodectus 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Real Name: Fred Location: KY, USA Watch: GMT-Master II Posts: 10,043	Paul, I think the stone is fake The quality of the picture is not too good!! __________________ Member # 16057 4-Hands Club Tosser Club Member TRF Skypers Group

20 July 2018, 12:37 AM	#26
joeychitwood "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Way Up North USA Watch: Rolexes & Tudors Posts: 6,361	Yikes! A kidney stone and diverticulitis at the same time. Add an open femur fracture, and you've got the trifecta of pain. Hope you feel better quickly. I'm going to rent out your room at Casa Chitwood if you don't show up soon.

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