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Old 28 July 2018, 07:02 AM   #91
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Old 28 July 2018, 07:09 AM   #92
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Old 28 July 2018, 07:18 AM   #93
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Bas, the rumour say it was a bad idea to go camping with the OP. There are not much lume for a guy that is afraid of the dark.
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Old 28 July 2018, 07:19 AM   #94
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Old 28 July 2018, 07:24 AM   #95
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Bas, the rumour say it was a bad idea to go camping with the OP. There are not much lume for a guy that is afraid of the dark.
Who needs lume, doesn't even get pitch black dark up there!
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Old 28 July 2018, 07:25 AM   #96
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Who needs lume, doesn't even get pitch black dark up there!
The bad guy sleep with the lamp on.
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Old 28 July 2018, 07:25 AM   #97
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Bas, the rumour say it was a bad idea to go camping with the OP. There are not much lume for a guy that is afraid of the dark.
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The tears dried up and he was ok once I gave him a torch to re charge his lume
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Old 28 July 2018, 07:27 AM   #98
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Now I understand why you was so easy to understand.
And why I don't understand him.
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Old 28 July 2018, 07:28 AM   #99
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The tears dried up and he was ok once I gave him a torch to re charge his lume
But then I was worried if the beam of light might break my lume! Might not be safe!! Lol
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Old 28 July 2018, 07:31 AM   #101
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But then I was worried if the beam of light might break my lume! Might not be safe!! Lol
Nothing is safe with Johny. I'm pretty sure he even not borrow you his radar key so you have to piss in your pants.
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Old 28 July 2018, 07:31 AM   #102
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Nothing is safe with Johny. I'm pretty sure he even not borrow you his radar key so you have to piss in your pants.
No, I pissed all over his mountains and roads, and that isn't even a lie
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Old 28 July 2018, 07:35 AM   #104
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Nothing is safe with Johny. I'm pretty sure he even not borrow you his radar key so you have to piss in your pants.


He kept climbing up high to have one...it must be a Dutch thing J.
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No, I pissed all over his mountains and roads, and that isn't even a lie
So on my next vacation it will looks like I'm in Netherlands?
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Old 28 July 2018, 07:36 AM   #106
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He kept climbing up high to have one...it must be a Dutch thing J.
Maybe he is shy.
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No, I pissed all over his mountains and roads, and that isn't even a lie
He also vandalised a rock..
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He also vandalised a rock..
Damn those refugees.
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Old 28 July 2018, 07:39 AM   #109
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Maybe he is shy.
I though it was because they don't have any high up things to p-ss off.
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Don't let him into Sweden my friend he will only vandalise it and p-ss all over it...
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So on my next vacation it will looks like I'm in Netherlands?
You'll scare the Dutch with that Swedish beard!! And we're not allowed to piss outside of the lavatory
Scotland releases the inner savage
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Don't let him into Sweden my friend he will only vandalise it and p-ss all over it...
I already talk to the customs, he will be sent back to Denmark.
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Don't let him into Sweden my friend he will only vandalise it and p-ss all over it...
Can't even go for safe crap in the woods there, bears lurking everywhere!
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Old 28 July 2018, 07:43 AM   #114
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Scotland releases the inner savage
I feel sorry for you when you believe all that he told you.
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Can't even go for safe crap in the woods there, bears lurking everywhere!
In Scotland beers lurking everywhere.
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Old 28 July 2018, 07:46 AM   #116
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Inner savage

Still can't believe that you had never stood in the middle of the road and p-ssed in a circle.

Jocke showed me how to do it...
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I already talk to the customs, he will be sent back to Denmark.
Is that the same customs guys who arrested Paul?
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Not any more. He drank them all.
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Still can't believe that you had never stood in the middle of the road and p-ssed in a circle.

Jocke showed me how to do it...
I'm still learning!
I'm giving it a try tomorrow, it's probably worth the fine
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