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Old 1 August 2018, 05:01 AM   #1
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You know you got old when..

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Drinking at home with some music sounds better than going out on a friday night.
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Old 1 August 2018, 05:03 AM   #2
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I’d prefer to grill at home than go to a steakhouse.
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Old 1 August 2018, 05:03 AM   #3
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Old 1 August 2018, 05:03 AM   #4
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Old 1 August 2018, 05:04 AM   #6
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You hurt your shoulder playing with yourself
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Old 1 August 2018, 05:04 AM   #7
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Drinking at home with some music sounds better than going out on a friday night.
I'm young and that does indeed sound better than going out.

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You run full speed- head up into a 300lb 6 feet 2 inch offensive lineman playing american tackle football and you walk away trash talking, but on the inside, every part of you is aching and your body says never again. Then you line up and do it all over again.
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Old 1 August 2018, 05:16 AM   #10
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your back hurts for no reason at all
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You say “aaaaaaaaah” every time you sit down and when you get up again.
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...when you feel totally at peace and you see a white light at the end of a tunnel.
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Old 1 August 2018, 05:45 AM   #15
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Much like Flavio's opening post, I would rather sit on my back porch and enjoy a cigar than go out.
Would rather golf than do anything.

I moan a lot...arthritis and ruptured discs in the back. Seems like my whole body hurts all the time. So when everyone else whines about the heat, I love it because it helps with the body aches.
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How depressing... I could answer “Yes” to everything on this thread already and am sure the rest of it as well.
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Old 1 August 2018, 06:05 AM   #20
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My steaks are better than the steakhouse.
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When looking at a young women & the phrase 'if only I was 10 years younger' has become 'if only I was 30 years younger' .......
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Your shoulder is just fine, but you still don’t play with yourself.
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You see women wearing very little on a night out and the first thing you think is......they should wrap up, they must be freezing.


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Your pants end up more wet than the toilet.
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My steaks are better than the steakhouse.
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Your pants end up more wet than the toilet.
That's a good one. So far only happens when I'm wasted.
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