Rolex questions

[Seibei]

Some questions a Rolex owner may get and some suggested answers.


1. How much did it cost?

I have no idea.

Ask my butler, he took care of acquiring it.


2. Is it real?

I don't know, it works fine.

Yes, it is a real watch.


3. Is that a Rolex?

Carefully examine your watch and then declare, yes, I guess it is a Rolex.

No, it is Steinhart. Then carefully examine the watch and exclaim that you must have go the wrong watch, you thought you had bought a Steinhart.


4. Can I clean your watch?

No, I just put it the dishwasher.


5. Can I buy your watch?

No, I prefer trades. What does your wife look like?

[zengineer]

It's official, the shortage has won and we've run completely out of things to talk about. I hope you didn't spend a lot of time on that.

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[Seibei]

Originally Posted by zengineer

It's official, the shortage has won and we've run completely out of things to talk about. I hope you didn't spend a lot of time on that.

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No, but I had some fun doing it.

[Gospodin]

Umm, the wife would have to have some presentability issues to be traded for a 10k Rolex...