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padi56 · 17 August 2005, 11:48 PM

Disclaimer This Story is Definately not true.

This man had never been to Wales before so he decided to take a weeks holiday and tour the Principality. Packing up his car he set out on the journey and a few hours later smiled to himself as he crossed over the border and saw the sign saying "Croeso i Gymru, Welcome to Wales".

10 minutes later, he pulled into a lay-by to stretch his legs and wandered up the hill to look at the view. He leant up against a wall and the first thing he saw was a man. And a sheep. Wearing the same pair of Wellies. And going for it!

The man was horrified. 'That's disgusting,' he thought, 'The first thing I see in Wales is a Sheep-sh@gger. What a welcome!'
He gets back in his car and sets off again, still grumping to himself. A little later he decides to pull in to a pub for some lunch. As he walks through the door, the first thing he sees is a one-legged man, leaning against the bar with one hand while furiously masturbating with the other.

'Oh my God!' thinks the man, 'What is this place?' Feeling disgusted and very confused he goes to the bar and calls over the Landlord.
"This is a funny old place isn't it?" says the man, "An hour ago I was up on the hillside and saw a sheep-sh@gger in action, now I come into your bar and see that man over there having a wank! What's the story here then?"
" Play fair with the man," says the landlord "It's difficult to catch a sheep when you've only got one leg".

JJ Irani · 18 August 2005, 05:09 AM

padi56 · 18 August 2005, 04:43 PM

AJC · 18 August 2005, 05:25 PM

For a variation please insert New Zealand in the appropriate places.

JJ Irani · 18 August 2005, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by AJC

For a variation please insert New Zealand in the appropriate places.

TOSSER!!!

padi56 · 18 August 2005, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AJC

For a variation please insert New Zealand in the appropriate places.

Yes have it on good authority that the New Zealanders like sheep

Rockrolex · 18 August 2005, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by padi56

Yes have it on good authority that the New Zealanders like sheep

I understand the Aussies have rubbed off on the Kiwis that way.

padi56 · 19 August 2005, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockrolex

I understand the Aussies have rubbed off on the Kiwis that way.

Perhaps thats how our Kiwi brother got his baaaaaaaaaa hair rubbed away.

Rockrolex · 19 August 2005, 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by padi56

Perhaps thats how our Kiwi brother got his baaaaaaaaaa hair rubbed away.

You could say he is buff.

JJ Irani · 19 August 2005, 04:39 AM

I'll "buff" you, you tossers. But, hey, it's Friday....what the heck!!

padi56 · 19 August 2005, 05:22 PM

17 August 2005, 11:48 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,064	On Holiday in Wales. Disclaimer This Story is Definately not true. This man had never been to Wales before so he decided to take a weeks holiday and tour the Principality. Packing up his car he set out on the journey and a few hours later smiled to himself as he crossed over the border and saw the sign saying "Croeso i Gymru, Welcome to Wales". 10 minutes later, he pulled into a lay-by to stretch his legs and wandered up the hill to look at the view. He leant up against a wall and the first thing he saw was a man. And a sheep. Wearing the same pair of Wellies. And going for it! The man was horrified. 'That's disgusting,' he thought, 'The first thing I see in Wales is a Sheep-sh@gger. What a welcome!' He gets back in his car and sets off again, still grumping to himself. A little later he decides to pull in to a pub for some lunch. As he walks through the door, the first thing he sees is a one-legged man, leaning against the bar with one hand while furiously masturbating with the other. 'Oh my God!' thinks the man, 'What is this place?' Feeling disgusted and very confused he goes to the bar and calls over the Landlord. "This is a funny old place isn't it?" says the man, "An hour ago I was up on the hillside and saw a sheep-sh@gger in action, now I come into your bar and see that man over there having a wank! What's the story here then?" " Play fair with the man," says the landlord "It's difficult to catch a sheep when you've only got one leg". __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

18 August 2005, 05:09 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

18 August 2005, 04:43 PM	#3
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,064	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

19 August 2005, 04:39 AM	#10
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	I'll "buff" you, you tossers. But, hey, it's Friday....what the heck!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

19 August 2005, 05:22 PM	#11
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,064	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

18 August 2005, 05:25 PM	#4
AJC Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 1,878	For a variation please insert New Zealand in the appropriate places.

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