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abigsecret · 7 August 2008, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

A summer cold! Sorry to hear that. Hope you feel better soon.

Thanks PP!

abigsecret · 7 August 2008, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

Sorry to hear that. There doesn't seem to be much stuff you can take when pregnant.

When are you going to share the name you've chosen for your daughter, Mireyna? Do we have to wait until she's born?

Yep, you'll have to wait! Just like me... My husband doesn't want to commit, so we're still having options open, and I don't even know which one it's going to be!

BLSampson · 7 August 2008, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

All respect is due to Bryan - that is one procedure I would not care to undergo. My time will come, and I'll do it, but still.... Brave man, Bryan.

Thanks Lisa: cheers:

Art161 · 7 August 2008, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by BLSampson

On a different note but in the same area, I get my colon checked

on Friday so I will be online a lot tomorrow night.

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In between visits to the loo?

It's probably more like setting up the computer in the loo. And then multitasking.

Lisa · 7 August 2008, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Art161

It's probably more like setting up the computer in the loo. And then multitasking.

Now's the time to remind Bryan not to take a look in the joke section at Dave Barry's colonoscopy story.

Steven79 · 7 August 2008, 11:04 AM

Just be glad you didn't fall on your coccyx (tailbone) and need a "internal coccygeal adjustment" those aren't too fun. A subluxated/dislocated coccyx hurts like hell and the adjustment for it isn't too much fun either!

=)

gmh1013 · 7 August 2008, 12:13 PM

Since I spend most of my time at Dr's between my wife and me, I have had everything
done that you can think of.
The worst is when I had a "scare" of prostate cancer a few years ago.... the unpleasant part
was my little buddies felt like the door knob at the mens room at a college bar on quarter beer night

jasonbellevue · 7 August 2008, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by BLSampson

On a different note but in the same area, I get my colon checked

on Friday so I will be online a lot tomorrow night.

All the best with the probe, Bryan.

Art161 · 7 August 2008, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Steven79

Just be glad you didn't fall on your coccyx (tailbone) and need a "internal coccygeal adjustment" those aren't too fun. A subluxated/dislocated coccyx hurts like hell and the adjustment for it isn't too much fun either!

=)

Whatever you say, Steven.

JJ Irani · 7 August 2008, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

To put it in a more Redneck way than ole' Jim did above; he is sizing your up for one or two fingers.

JJ Irani · 7 August 2008, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Now, you sound like all of my wives!

Jimbits76 · 7 August 2008, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Steven79

Just be glad you didn't fall on your coccyx (tailbone) and need a "internal coccygeal adjustment" those aren't too fun. A subluxated/dislocated coccyx hurts like hell and the adjustment for it isn't too much fun either!

=)

When I was in my early twenties...a girlfriend broke my "coccyx" but with a little plastic surgery I was as good as new...although now I am mistaken for a Rabbi...from time to time!!!!!!!!!!!!

J

1MAC · 8 August 2008, 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

My doc asked me the same thing - but it was so I could have the old girls squished in a vice. And there were pictures.

That right there is absolute proof that medicine is still run by men. If women ran things, there would be a similar screening test for testicular cancer!

BLSampson · 8 August 2008, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

Now's the time to remind Bryan not to take a look in the joke section at Dave Barry's colonoscopy story.

I read that, it is hilarious. Ooops...gotta go!

Carolina · 8 August 2008, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MAC

That right there is absolute proof that medicine is still run by men. If women ran things, there would be a similar screening test for testicular cancer!

Very true!

SUPERDOC · 8 August 2008, 08:30 AM

hey...trust me, we don't like it anymoe than you do...
As a service to your docs, please please shower before your physical..

or at the very least please wipe properly....you'd be amazed.

Carolina · 8 August 2008, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by SUPERDOC

hey...trust me, we don't like it anymoe than you do...
As a service to your docs, please please shower before your physical..

or at the very least please wipe properly....you'd be amazed.

Oh, that's just - eww! Sheesh, I'm a clean person in general, but I have to say that I probably go triple on the soap before an exam, just to be sure!

(sorry if that's too much information, guys)

Lisa · 8 August 2008, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Carolina

Oh, that's just - eww! Sheesh, I'm a clean person in general, but I have to say that I probably go triple on the soap before an exam, just to be sure!

(sorry if that's too much information, guys)

Carolina, I read this in a magazine article about peoples' most embarrassing moments. One women wrote about how she wanted to be extra fresh for her gyn exam. She took extra care at home in her bathroom, using a warm washcloth to wipe her dainty bits. It wasn't until she returned home after her appointment that she noticed the washcloth was covered in glitter - from her daughter's art project cleanup.

Brings whole new meaning to the term "sparkling clean."

Carolina · 8 August 2008, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

Carolina, I read this in a magazine article about peoples' most embarrassing moments. One women wrote about how she wanted to be extra fresh for her gyn exam. She took extra care at home in her bathroom, using a warm washcloth to wipe her dainty bits. It wasn't until she returned home after her appointment that she noticed the washcloth was covered in glitter - from her daughter's art project cleanup.

Brings whole new meaning to the term "sparkling clean."

There just aren't enough smilies for that one. Wow, that's funny!!

redshirt1957 · 8 August 2008, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

Carolina, I read this in a magazine article about peoples' most embarrassing moments. One women wrote about how she wanted to be extra fresh for her gyn exam. She took extra care at home in her bathroom, using a warm washcloth to wipe her dainty bits. It wasn't until she returned home after her appointment that she noticed the washcloth was covered in glitter - from her daughter's art project cleanup.

Brings whole new meaning to the term "sparkling clean."

Naw, that is just an old wives tail. Truth is that some of my old fillings just fell out.

Lisa · 8 August 2008, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Naw, that is just an old wives tail. Truth is that some of my old fillings just fell out.

I would have figured your fillings were lead - and that they had leached a little into the ol' brain!

redshirt1957 · 8 August 2008, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

I would have figured your fillings were lead - and that they had leached a little into the ol' brain!

Hey, next time you give my brain a shout out; please mention both of them.

.

mailman · 8 August 2008, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

To put it in a more Redneck way than ole' Jim did above; he is sizing your up for one or two fingers.

Well I guess you're right. Bitsy told me that his Dr does this exam with both hands on on his shoulders for him and he still feels something up there

redshirt1957 · 8 August 2008, 11:36 AM

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Well I guess you're right. Bitsy told me that his Dr does this exam with both hands on on his shoulders for him and he still feels something up there

Down here in the south we call that rooting around for a chocolate chip.

.

mailman · 8 August 2008, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Down here in the south we call that rooting around for a chocolate chip.

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I thought you guys called it a family reunion

redshirt1957 · 8 August 2008, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by mailman

I thought you guys called it a family reunion

You know at a good ole' southern family reunion Dad always brings his sack lunch.

. I give. Not sure if I can match your next response.

mailman · 8 August 2008, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

You know at a good ole' southern family reunion Dad always brings his sack lunch.

. I give. Not sure if I can match your next response.

How about a question then; How do you circumsise a redneck

redshirt1957 · 8 August 2008, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by mailman

How about a question then; How do you circumsise a redneck

Well for me my sister was part of the procedure.

mailman · 8 August 2008, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Well for me my sister was part of the procedure.

Yep

Art161 · 8 August 2008, 12:28 PM

Bubba, when you divorce a wife, do you still consider her to be your sister?

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7 August 2008, 11:04 AM	#36
Steven79 "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Real Name: Steven Location: Houston Watch: Sub Posts: 1,175	Just be glad you didn't fall on your coccyx (tailbone) and need a "internal coccygeal adjustment" those aren't too fun. A subluxated/dislocated coccyx hurts like hell and the adjustment for it isn't too much fun either! =)

7 August 2008, 12:13 PM	#37
gmh1013 Banned Join Date: Jun 2008 Real Name: greg Location: Tempe AZ Watch: GMT Posts: 5,703	Since I spend most of my time at Dr's between my wife and me, I have had everything done that you can think of. The worst is when I had a "scare" of prostate cancer a few years ago.... the unpleasant part was my little buddies felt like the door knob at the mens room at a college bar on quarter beer night

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SUPERDOC "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Real Name: R.J. Location: Canada Posts: 1,546	hey...trust me, we don't like it anymoe than you do... As a service to your docs, please please shower before your physical.. or at the very least please wipe properly....you'd be amazed.

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