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Old 15 August 2008, 12:51 AM   #31
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This thread is freakin' hilarious, you guys are too much. Thanks for the early morning laugh.
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Old 15 August 2008, 01:05 AM   #32
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Don't you mean trunk...........

So, tell me then do you now cause drag marks when walking through the snow..........
With the big ears and TRUNK I can now hear and find the Good spot.
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Old 15 August 2008, 03:20 AM   #33
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Not supposed to let them out? After three rounds of childbirth, can't keep ANYTHING in!
In my first job out of school, my boss took a bunch of us on a backpacking excursion. She was in her mid forties, and had three kiddos. She bent over to do something, and let one absolutely rip! She turned around, and in a nonchalant tone said "well, after three kids, muscle tone just kinda goes, you know?"

Well, yes - now I do know!!
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Old 15 August 2008, 03:35 AM   #34
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Not supposed to let them out? After three rounds of childbirth, can't keep ANYTHING in!
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Old 15 August 2008, 03:36 AM   #35
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This thread is freakin' hilarious, you guys are too much. Thanks for the early morning laugh.
You tellin' me? I'm in splits and so is Zemina. What a way to wake up to a wet and bleak Friday morning here in Auckland!!
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Old 15 August 2008, 04:00 AM   #36
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You tellin' me? I'm in splits and so is Zemina. What a way to wake up to a wet and bleak Friday morning here in Auckland!!

It's Friday already? Lucky you!!
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Old 15 August 2008, 04:08 AM   #37
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It's Friday already? Lucky you!!
That's right, Carolina.....we've got like +16 hours or even more on the USA. Just on 6:10 am here.

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Old 15 August 2008, 06:32 AM   #38
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Jim? Swell? Pain?

Sounds like my last night in the cells...

"oops dropped the soap again boys!!!!!!!!"

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Old 15 August 2008, 09:34 AM   #39
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Jim? Swell? Pain?

Sounds like my last night in the cells...

"oops dropped the soap again boys!!!!!!!!"

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Old 15 August 2008, 10:01 AM   #40
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He ties a rope to the soap and calls it trolling.
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Old 15 August 2008, 10:03 AM   #41
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Old 15 August 2008, 12:04 PM   #42
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In my first job out of school, my boss took a bunch of us on a backpacking excursion. She was in her mid forties, and had three kiddos. She bent over to do something, and let one absolutely rip! She turned around, and in a nonchalant tone said "well, after three kids, muscle tone just kinda goes, you know?"

Well, yes - now I do know!!
I guess that little horizontal c-section scar my wife has is a pretty good trade-off, after all!
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Old 15 August 2008, 12:14 PM   #43
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Too funny!!!
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Old 15 August 2008, 01:06 PM   #44
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Old 15 August 2008, 01:46 PM   #45
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I guess that little horizontal c-section scar my wife has is a pretty good trade-off, after all!
I'd say so!

And then I'd say: K - E - G - E - L - S
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Old 15 August 2008, 03:13 PM   #46
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And then I'd say: K - E - G - E - L - S
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Old 15 August 2008, 03:45 PM   #47
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Thankfully, my wife agreed long ago never to challenge my belief that women do not fart or poop. Instead, they have a unique system of waste relief that slowly dissipates through their skin, and fills the air with the smell of lilacs and lavender.

In our house, this book is filed under Fiction:

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Old 15 August 2008, 09:52 PM   #48
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I'd say so!

And then I'd say: K - E - G - E - L - S

What does Kellogs Honey Smack Cereal have to do with a Yoo-Hoo.chuckle:
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Old 15 August 2008, 11:16 PM   #49
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My wife hates it when...I am married to her. Ergo, we got a divorce. Good times now!
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Old 15 August 2008, 11:38 PM   #50
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Thankfully, my wife agreed long ago never to challenge my belief that women do not fart or poop. Instead, they have a unique system of waste relief that slowly dissipates through their skin, and fills the air with the smell of lilacs and lavender.

In our house, this book is filed under Fiction:
I think I need an emissions overhaul.
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What does Kellogs Honey Smack Cereal have to do with a Yoo-Hoo.chuckle:
Mmmmm.... Yoo-Hoo. Second only to Chocolate Soldier.
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