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dman · 29 April 2006, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Would you believe it if I said I joined here last May, but came back in full swing in June...so it's actually been only 10 months now. My secret is to reply to each and every post....and then post some crazy ones of my own too!! Simple, uh?

Crazy is not the word I would use, but okay.

Prince · 29 April 2006, 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Would you believe it if I said I joined here last May, but came back in full swing in June...so it's actually been only 10 months now. My secret is to reply to each and every post....and then post some crazy ones of my own too!! Simple, uh?

Ummmm, you DO know you don't have to do that, right? Of course you do, you "Post Addict" you!!!

JJ Irani · 29 April 2006, 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Prince

Ummmm, you DO know you don't have to do that, right? Of course you do, you "Post Addict" you!!!

You hit the nail on the head with that one, Allan!!!

Prince · 29 April 2006, 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

You hit the nail on the head with that one, Allan!!!

And... YOU JUST DID IT AGAIN, DIDN'T YOU!!! What a plan. What a plan!

JJ Irani · 29 April 2006, 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Prince

And... YOU JUST DID IT AGAIN, DIDN'T YOU!!! What a plan. What a plan!

Yes, I did...and again!!

JJ Irani · 29 April 2006, 06:27 AM

....and again!!!

Goodwatch · 29 April 2006, 06:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Prince

What I want to know is, how does one submit 11,500 posts in a lifetime? Did he start at the dawn of the computer age? Was he three years old? Did he use multiple computers at the same time? Are there MANY JJs around, like in a sweatshop, dutifully typing out posts to TRF? Is he really an alien with "Warp Post" technology??? These are questions that must be answered!

LOL

JJ is an AI experiment. ‘He’ is a computer program that is able to react to input given by other forum members. The program is run on a cluster of IBM Blue Gene computers. The number of ‘JJ’ posts per day has reached it’s maximum now, anymore and we’ll become suspicious. His own ‘crazy’ post as ‘JJ’ describes it, is the special algorithm that kicks in if the operators want to let us believe he’s a real person. I started to have my doubts 3 months ago. You can all read from his posts over the past few days there’s a bug in the program.

Prince · 29 April 2006, 06:29 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

....and again!!!

Prince · 29 April 2006, 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Goodwatch

JJ is an AI experiment. ‘He’ is a computer program that is able to react to input given by other forum members. The program is run on a cluster of IBM Blue Gene computers. The number of ‘JJ’ posts per day has reached it’s maximum now, anymore and we’ll become suspicious. His own ‘crazy’ post as ‘JJ’ describes it, is the special algorithm that kicks in if the operators want to let us believe he’s a real person. I started to have my doubts 3 months ago. You can all read from his posts over the past few days there’s a bug in the program.

LOL - Actually, I was hoping he was an alien with that "Warp Post" technology!

JJ Irani · 29 April 2006, 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Prince

Stop it, you're making me laugh all over the floor!!

Prince · 29 April 2006, 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Stop it, you're making me laugh all over the floor!!

You're welcome for the ROTFL guy, and damn if your technique doesn't work!!! I'm already up to over 300 posts myself. Only have 11,400+ to go...

JJ Irani · 29 April 2006, 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Prince

You're welcome for the ROTFL guy, and damn if your technique doesn't work!!! I'm already up to over 300 posts myself. Only have 11,400+ to go...

Your math sucks, Allan!!

You need only another 11,300+ to catch up with me...not 11,400, you tosser!!

Prince · 29 April 2006, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Your math sucks...you tosser!!

Does this mean I might qualify for the "Tosser of the Month Club"???

JJ Irani · 29 April 2006, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Prince

Does this mean I might qualify for the "Tosser of the Month Club"???

Only if you promise to get the headphone/microphone combo and download Skype so we can chat, tosser!!

Prince · 29 April 2006, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Only if you promise to get the headphone/microphone combo and download Skype so we can chat, tosser!!

OK, OK!!!! I'll look into getting the hardware - software is no problem. Man, what one has to go through just to get on the list. I thought all I had to do was diss ya?!?

dman · 29 April 2006, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Prince

OK, OK!!!! I'll look into getting the hardware - software is no problem. Man, what one has to go through just to get on the list. I thought all I had to do was diss ya?!?

Unfortunately you have to talk to the freak too sometimes.

Goodwatch · 29 April 2006, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Prince

OK, OK!!!! I'll look into getting the hardware - software is no problem. Man, what one has to go through just to get on the list. I thought all I had to do was diss ya?!?

Don't do it, please! One talk with him and you'll turn into a raving lunatic. Into a JJ, sort of. Beware, don't say I didn't warn you

dman · 29 April 2006, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Goodwatch

Don't do it, please! One talk with him and you'll turn into a raving lunatic. Into a JJ, sort of. Beware, don't say I didn't warn you

Frans, what is your excuse then? You were like this long before you ever talked to JJ.

Goodwatch · 29 April 2006, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by dman

Frans, what is your excuse then? You were like this long before you ever talked to JJ.

With me it's the sign of my genius

dman · 29 April 2006, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Goodwatch

With me it's the sign of my genius

Just keep saying that and some fool may start to believe it.

Prince · 30 April 2006, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by dman

Unfortunately you have to talk to the freak too sometimes.

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Originally Posted by Goodwatch

Don't do it, please! One talk with him and you'll turn into a raving lunatic. Into a JJ, sort of. Beware, don't say I didn't warn you

LMAO

Goodwatch · 30 April 2006, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by dman

Just keep saying that and some fool may start to believe it.

Well, with me it's the sign of my genius

Rockrolex · 30 April 2006, 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Goodwatch

Well, with me it's the sign of my genius

You are the perfect example of the old saying: If you tell a lie often enough, you will start to believe it.

JJ Irani · 30 April 2006, 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by dman

Frans, what is your excuse then? You were like this long before you ever talked to JJ.

Goodwatch · 30 April 2006, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

What are YOU laughing about fool? He's not paying us like a compliment you know

Don't be surprised to find a horse's head in your bed someday soon....

JJ Irani · 30 April 2006, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Goodwatch

What are YOU laughing about fool? He's not paying us like a compliment you know

Don't be surprised to find a horse's head in your bed someday soon....

I can laugh at myself, fool....but that "horse's head" bit just about threw me off my chair.

Rockrolex · 30 April 2006, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

I can laugh at myself, fool....but that "horse's head" bit just about threw me off my chair.

We keep telling you to wear your seat belt. If you did, you wouldn't keep falling off your chair and damaging yourself.

Goodwatch · 30 April 2006, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockrolex

We keep telling you to wear your seat belt. If you did, you wouldn't keep falling off your chair and damaging yourself.

Leave him be. In his 'singlet and shorts'. Bah.... I tell you, he's a regular Onslow

mailman · 30 April 2006, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Goodwatch

Leave him be. In his 'singlet and shorts'. Bah.... I tell you, he's a regular Onslow

You forgot about the black dress socks

Prince · 30 April 2006, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Goodwatch

...I tell you, he's a regular Onslow

You mean "He could be anything he wants to be, if he wasn't bone idle" Onslow???

29 April 2006, 06:27 AM	#36
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	....and again!!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

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