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Old 15 July 2018, 05:40 AM   #31
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Here again you may get the wrong answer if you ask the wrong person. Since you’ve stumbled upon the person who has all the answers I tell you the real answer. No the Rolex will not make you a swimmer if you can’t already swim.
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Old 15 July 2018, 05:42 AM   #32
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Old 15 July 2018, 05:43 AM   #33
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Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What do you get? (asked by my son)
I would tell you but I have a rule that I only answer the person with the question and not just any Tom, Dick, Harry, or even David that stops by.
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Old 15 July 2018, 05:45 AM   #34
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Paul's patched girlfriend.
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Old 15 July 2018, 05:45 AM   #35
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I did, because I have all the answers. I guess you haven’t been paying much attention to this thread.
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Old 15 July 2018, 06:00 AM   #36
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I did, because I have all the answers. I guess you haven’t been paying much attention to this thread.
That's a lie. You can't have written it, because I did.
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Old 15 July 2018, 06:08 AM   #37
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Sometimes in life there are those things you come across that one will ask themselves how in the world could this possibly ever be. Sometimes simple explanations just can’t possibly ever address all of these oddities that tend to be so unique and so out of the norm.
This... this is so... deep. Thank you... Thank You for answering this question... one I have struggled with for many years.... Thank you Dan.

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Old 15 July 2018, 06:13 AM   #38
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Old 15 July 2018, 06:32 AM   #40
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Old 15 July 2018, 06:43 AM   #41
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This... this is so... deep. Thank you... Thank You for answering this question... one I have struggled with for many years.... Thank you Dan.

Now, I ... I need a moment.

I've often felt the same. Just take a big breath and it helps to be sitting down.
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Old 15 July 2018, 06:46 AM   #42
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If that's too hard, which came first, the chicken or the egg?
To prove to the armadillo that it could be done.
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Why did George's guitar gently weep?
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Old 15 July 2018, 11:16 PM   #44
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Why did George's guitar gently weep?
When your talent is such that you can write such a great song as George did and play the guitar so extremely beautiful as Eric only can then you can actually hear the guitar weep.
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Old 15 July 2018, 11:24 PM   #45
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Old 15 July 2018, 11:36 PM   #46
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NOTHING!!

By the way I served in the military for 20 years.
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Old 15 July 2018, 11:38 PM   #47
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By the way I served in the military for 20 years.
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Why isn't phonetic spelled fonetik?
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Old 16 July 2018, 02:27 AM   #53
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Old 16 July 2018, 02:29 AM   #54
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Why isn't phonetic spelled fonetik?
Because it was someone else other than you that determined how we would actually represent or spell that word.

Now, if you would like to create your own language then you could actually make all the rules that others would question why.
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Old 16 July 2018, 02:30 AM   #55
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How much money you willing to give me?
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Now, now Paul.

How in the heck where there houses before there were people?
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Because it was someone else other than you that determined how we would actually represent or spell that word.

Now, if you would like to create your own language then you could actually make all the rules that others would question why.
Phonetic is defined by representing each sound with a single letter. Therefore representing the F sound with a ph is a violation of its own basic rules. How can that be legal?
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Now, now Paul.

How in the heck where there houses before there were people?
In Paul's world it it so because he buy his condo used.
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Phonetic is defined by representing each sound with a single letter. Therefore representing the F sound with a ph is a violation of its own basic rules. How can that be legal?
Legality is always defined by the people, the people are human, and those humans often make mistakes.
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