Hijack thread

[JF23]

Originally Posted by C. Davidson

But what I really want to know, is which is better; Rolex or Omega?

Panerai

Seriously though, can I wear my Submariner when golfing?

[TheVTCGuy]

Originally Posted by JF23

Panerai

Seriously though, can I wear my Submariner when golfing?

NO!!!!! You might get it wet!!!!!

I can't find the date on my Daytona

[C. Davidson]

Originally Posted by TheVTCGuy

NO!!!!! You might get it wet!!!!!

I can't find the date on my Daytona

First, line up your hour hand directly at the sun. Then engage your chronograph until your elapsed second hand lines up perfectly with the horizon. Read the Tachymeter, add that number to the number of days to the next full moon and whalah! You'll have the accurate date for the month. BTW this only works in the Northern Hemisphere...sorry JJ.

So where was I? Thats right, Im thinking of buying a Rolex...Where should I buy it? Grey or AD?

[idk01]

Originally Posted by C. Davidson

.

So where was I? Thats right, Im thinking of buying a Rolex...Where should I buy it? Grey or AD?

Craigslist, I hear they are cheap on there

[JF23]

Originally Posted by idk01

Craigslist, I hear they are cheap on there

Make sure you buy the WATCH...NOT THE SELLER!!!!!!!

Although, I do think craigslist has a section for that too...

[ijen0311]

He turns 61 today

[idk01]

Originally Posted by JF23

Make sure you buy the WATCH...NOT THE SELLER!!!!!!!

Although, I do think craigslist has a section for that too...

You recon I might be able to pick up a counterfeit mistress :-) Batteries not included

[Latrodectus]

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

I am watching my wife eat a banana.

How did she open it

[Latrodectus]

Originally Posted by TheVTCGuy

I met the Surgeon General last week...

He offered me a cigarette......

did you smoke it

[Rockrolex]

This is the poorest excuse for a hijacking that I think I have seen here. As the masters (Allan, Frans, Adrian) have indicated, hijacking is a sophisticated, refined, and very complex art. It is not something that should be tried by amateurs. And it should never be done at home except under the careful and continued supervision of an expert.

If you look around, you will find excellent examples of masterful hijackings on TRF. This is clearly not one of them.

[idk01]

Originally Posted by Rockrolex

This is the poorest excuse for a hijacking that I think I have seen here. As the masters (Allan, Frans, Adrian) have indicated, hijacking is a sophisticated, refined, and very complex art. It is not something that should be tried by amateurs. And it should never be done at home except under the careful and continued supervision of an expert.

If you look around, you will find excellent examples of masterful hijackings on TRF. This is clearly not one of them.

:-) I just have to face the facts Ed, I'll never be a hijacker well not a good one anyway :-)

Back to the Watchout section

[Rockrolex]

Originally Posted by idk01

:-) I just have to face the facts Ed, I'll never be a hijacker well not a good one anyway :-)

Back to the Watchout section

You just have to know your limitations, Dave. We all have them. It's just a matter of accepting what you can and cannot do.

But don't say never. Just keep watching and learning from the masters. And take baby steps. On occasion, stick your toe in the water and try a hijack. Pretty soon you'll get the hang of it. The main thing to remember is that you cannot start a hijack thread. A hijack has to come in the middle of a thread. Although there have been some extreme examples of a hijack that started with the second post. But this can only be done by a sensai black belt hijack master of the 32nd degree.

It is something to which every novice hijacker can aspire.

[C. Davidson]

Originally Posted by ijen0311

He turns 61 today

The best hijack ever!

[allanofcalifornia]

Originally Posted by C. Davidson

But what I really want to know, is which is better; Rolex or Omega?

What is an Omega? Is that a new car?


Allan

[allanofcalifornia]

Originally Posted by JF23

Panerai

Seriously though, can I wear my Submariner when golfing?

Isn't Panerai is a food dish using a frying pan?


Allan

[allanofcalifornia]

Originally Posted by TheVTCGuy

NO!!!!! You might get it wet!!!!!

I can't find the date on my Daytona

You cannot find a date with your Daytona? I heard a shopping mall is a good place to find one!


Allan

[allanofcalifornia]

Originally Posted by TheVTCGuy

My Wife said she wanted to spruce up our sex life... so she tied me to the bed.

Then she put her clothes on and went out for the evening!!!!

Too much information! We only need to know that she went out to have fun!


Alan

[allanofcalifornia]

Originally Posted by ijen0311

He turns 61 today

This is really going to bring all the women out!!


Allan

[Jimbits76]

Originally Posted by Rockrolex

You just have to know your limitations, Dave. We all have them. It's just a matter of accepting what you can and cannot do.

But don't say never. Just keep watching and learning from the masters. And take baby steps. On occasion, stick your toe in the water and try a hijack. Pretty soon you'll get the hang of it. The main thing to remember is that you cannot start a hijack thread. A hijack has to come in the middle of a thread. Although there have been some extreme examples of a hijack that started with the second post. But this can only be done by a sensai black belt hijack master of the 32nd degree.

It is something to which every novice hijacker can aspire.

Every bloody thread of mine gets hijacked by the Dutch Git, The Redneck Git and the Tranny Brighton Git from post two...they lay waste to them before the master hijackers appear by page 2 and then finish off the scraps (You know who you are Ed and Allan!).

Even my flipping serious threads to the complaint section get hijacked...luckily the three offending gits don't hang around in there but the two masters and their pupil for New York always show up.

Don't even get me started on that pain in the butt Adrian!!!!!!!!!!!



J

[allanofcalifornia]

Originally Posted by Goodwatch

The purpose of a good hijack is to ignore the subject at hand and make replies that have noting to do with that subject. As the original subject IS hijacking, every reply will be on-topic thus making hijacking impossible. So yes, we are both underrated and underpaid

We are waiting for one of the mods or JJ to hijack this thread since they are the experts!


Allan

[Uncle-AJ]

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Don't even get me started on that pain in the butt Adrian!!!!!!!!!!!



J

Just call me hemeroid Jimbo.

I think we need a bit of a recap on what this thread is about, well it's about going off topic. Therefore the real masters of the hijack have refrained from doing this and as such have deftly hijacked the thread. We did leave several clues throughout but to no avail. Oh well back to the telly.

[allanofcalifornia]

Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

Just call me hemeroid Jimbo.

I think we need a bit of a recap on what this thread is about, well it's about going off topic. Therefore the real masters of the hijack have refrained from doing this and as such have deftly hijacked the thread. We did leave several clues throughout but to no avail. Oh well back to the telly.

Ok, you got my curiosity! What's on the telly that's more important than TRF?


Allan

[Uncle-AJ]

Originally Posted by allanofcalifornia

Ok, you got my curiosity! What's on the telly that's more important than TRF?


Allan

Well the cricket was on but that's got nothing to do with hijacking so I won't go there.

[East Bay Rider]

... and then he said "that's not a camel, that's my wife."

[Goodwatch]

Qui a les plus grosses maracas? Me, of course

[Prince]

Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

Double layered, don't you mean the laminated hijack. This of course is a multi layered hijack of extreme difficulty and should only be attempted by a master hijacker. Many have tried and have failed miserably.

Laminated Hijack?!? I like it, Adrian!

Multi-layered hijacks, if performed by non-professional hijackers and screwed up royally, can be dangerous to their health. One of the professionals may come in and kick them to the curb, or worse!

[Prince]

Originally Posted by ijen0311

He turns 61 today

He doesn't look a day over 61!

[JJ Irani]

Originally Posted by Rockrolex

This is the poorest excuse for a hijacking that I think I have seen here. As the masters (Allan, Frans, Adrian) have indicated, hijacking is a sophisticated, refined, and very complex art. It is not something that should be tried by amateurs. And it should never be done at home except under the careful and continued supervision of an expert.

If you look around, you will find excellent examples of masterful hijackings on TRF. This is clearly not one of them.

Very true.....and that's 'cause I haven't posted yet.....until now!!

[Goodwatch]

Originally Posted by Prince

Laminated Hijack?!? I like it, Adrian!

Multi-layered hijacks, if performed by non-professional hijackers and screwed up royally, can be dangerous to their health. One of the professionals may come in and kick them to the curb, or worse!

[Prince]

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Every bloody thread of mine gets hijacked by the Dutch Git, The Redneck Git and the Tranny Brighton Git from post two...they lay waste to them before the master hijackers appear by page 2 and then finish off the scraps (You know who you are Ed and Allan!).

Even my flipping serious threads to the complaint section get hijacked...luckily the three offending gits don't hang around in there but the two masters and their pupil for New York always show up.

Don't even get me started on that pain in the butt Adrian!!!!!!!!!!!



J

Well Jim, it seems you have a firm grasp of the situation. You may just have to live with it. Things could be worse - you might not ever have any thread read or responded to. That would be a lonely existence on TRF, wouldn't it, my friend!