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Old 7 July 2023, 07:15 AM   #1
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115 pounds !!!!!!!

A single keg of most mature women’s weighs that nowadays, and we’re all misogynists for not applauding obesity !

Consider yourself lucky !
I don’t understand a thing you wrote. Put the keys in the freezer.
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Old 7 July 2023, 07:20 AM   #2
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I don’t understand a thing you wrote. Put the keys in the freezer.



Auto spell and thumbs butchered that, ………………. corrected !

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Old 8 July 2023, 09:54 PM   #3
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115 pounds !!!!!!!

A single leg of most mature women weighs that nowadays, and we’re all misogynists for not applauding their obesity !

Consider yourself lucky, as a single dating 61 year old, I would be thrilled to see one under 170 pounds !

Gawd, if I had to start dating again, I think I'd rather take the vows!
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Old 7 July 2023, 08:49 AM   #4
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I think you’re handling it well for now, just keeping it on the forum but remaining aggressively hyper-vigilant. When the last balloon went down with Cabana Boy and Juliana only minutes after you and your new familiar hooked up, it was the perfect storm just one person saw coming. Is it happening again, on land?

Balloons are bad; just be ready to cut the sandbags on this one within 30 seconds if you have to.
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