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Art 1 · 18 August 2009, 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Idle Swede

If they cremate me you better not stand around.

There would be a pile of nuts and bolts.

Idle Swede · 18 August 2009, 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Art 1

There would be a pile of nuts and bolts.

Hehe Art, but i was thinking of the highly explosive 80 Proof fumes.

Art 1 · 18 August 2009, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Idle Swede

Hehe Art, but i was thinking of the highly explosive 80 Proof fumes.

That's even better, I'm off in a bit to get my Jameson refill.

Saxon007 · 18 August 2009, 07:51 AM

Cremated.

A casket is not very big and I'm a bit claustrophobic.

Xenophon · 18 August 2009, 08:41 AM

I'm going to be buried at sea. I've researched it and there are two places in the UK where it is permitted. One of them is off The Needles on the Isle of Wight coast. It's a lovely spot and I've sailed and swum there a few times. As I tell my friends and family bring your fishing rods, you might as well make a day out of it. The only trouble is I'm not planning it for another 40 years

Yume-sama · 18 August 2009, 08:45 AM

By the time this becomes an issue I'm hoping death is a thing of the past

If not, I don't care. I'll just be bitter that science sucks.

walds11 · 18 August 2009, 08:57 AM

Same here. Burial.

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Originally Posted by Taffi Abernathy

An interesting question, Primate Boy. In my religion, it is a violation of Jewish law to be cremated as that is interpreted as a desecration or disfigurement of the human body. Moreover, if a person has a tatoo, he or she is not permitted to be buried in a Jewish cemetery, again for desecrating one's body. Likewise, we are unable to be organ donors. Therefore, burial is our way.

Idle Swede · 18 August 2009, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Saxon007

Cremated.

A casket is not very big and I'm a bit claustrophobic.

Laughed hard at that one.

simoesm · 18 August 2009, 09:43 AM

Cremation is my choice.

Watchdog · 18 August 2009, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by ZakBlak

They might have to shave you down first.
Let the maggots eat me

Yes, I will certainly need fur-removal before my incineration.

Mike B · 18 August 2009, 11:27 AM

When I die I have in my will to make sure my body is dipped in Bronze first before I get planked in the casket lol

onkyo · 18 August 2009, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Goodwatch

I'll go up in a puff of smoke.

Did that already.... but somehow I'm still here.

Skullring · 18 August 2009, 11:52 AM

Fired out of a circus cannon. Any direction will do.

Watchdog · 18 August 2009, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Skullring

Fired out of a circus cannon. Any direction will do.

Widows Son · 18 August 2009, 12:19 PM

My Church recently installed a Collumbarium (SP?). It's inside the Church and consists of many vaults big enough for two urns. So, unless I lose alot of weight, looks like I'll be cremated, just like the Vikings and Hector!!! While I respect other's religous beliefs, I have a hard time thinking about becoming a pile of goo in a casket. Much less being eaten by worms, being moldy, and the waste of space of a graveyard.

shandy · 18 August 2009, 12:29 PM

I don't care I will be kicking up my heals and having a grand old time meeting up with my various relatives and freinds that beat me to it!

Having said that cremation is the way to go for me, cheap and final, no graves to mourn at! Cheapest coffin as well!

Watchdog · 18 August 2009, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Widows Son

My Church recently installed a Collumbarium (SP?). It's inside the Church and consists of many vaults big enough for two urns. So, unless I lose alot of weight, looks like I'll be cremated, just like the Vikings and Hector!!! While I respect other's religous beliefs, I have a hard time thinking about becoming a pile of goo in a casket. Much less being eaten by worms, being moldy, and the waste of space of a graveyard.

You and I share similar sentiments on this issue.

AIKO · 18 August 2009, 12:52 PM

Cremated. How morbid to be stuck in a box with worms eating your corpse, slowly rotting away. No thanks. Take my ashes and throw them in the wind.

hhuy99 · 20 August 2009, 04:53 AM

Plastination...just like those bodies in the BodyWorlds display.

http://www.bodyworlds.com/en.html

DHLChief · 22 August 2009, 07:27 AM

Pickled. I think I'll get started tonight!

redshirt1957 · 22 August 2009, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by AIKO

Cremated. How morbid to be stuck in a box with worms eating your corpse, slowly rotting away. No thanks.

I understand. With three ex-wives I have done enough of that already.

abigsecret · 22 August 2009, 09:03 AM

Cremation for sure.
It's "cleaner"... I like clean!

mailman · 22 August 2009, 09:06 AM

Flattened by a freight train and used for a book marker

jdc · 22 August 2009, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Taffi Abernathy

Yet another insightful question . . . No, pierced ears are not considered desecration unless you have crappy taste in earrings. Plastic surgery, a violation of Jewish law? Hardly, it keeps you looking artificially young when you hang out at the country club or the Borscht Belt. Replacement of a knee or joint? How else can you dance at your nephew's bar mitzvah if your legs ain't right?! Hope this helps.

I hope we can meet for a drink one day Faith

Taffi Abernathy · 22 August 2009, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by jdc

I hope we can meet for a drink one day Faith

Be careful of what you ask for, Martin. On my next trip to England, I would love to catch up with you and dear old Jimbits to raise a glass and some hell!

AIKO · 23 August 2009, 11:16 AM

Anyone believe in rebirth or after-life?

Troy · 23 August 2009, 11:07 PM

Cremated grave yards and golf courses biggest waste of good land

Art 1 · 23 August 2009, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Troy

Cremated grave yards and golf courses biggest waste of good land

I agree with you about the golf courses.

Trurolexer · 24 August 2009, 12:17 AM

Buried. I'm a Christian.

sakuraba · 24 August 2009, 12:40 AM

Buried. Face down, so all those who wronged me can kiss my
A_ _!

18 August 2009, 07:51 AM	#34
Saxon007 "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Texas Posts: 2,002	Cremated. A casket is not very big and I'm a bit claustrophobic. __________________ Licensed to kill time.

18 August 2009, 08:41 AM	#35
Xenophon 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Real Name: Xenophon Location: UK Posts: 2,729	I'm going to be buried at sea. I've researched it and there are two places in the UK where it is permitted. One of them is off The Needles on the Isle of Wight coast. It's a lovely spot and I've sailed and swum there a few times. As I tell my friends and family bring your fishing rods, you might as well make a day out of it. The only trouble is I'm not planning it for another 40 years __________________ The sea! The sea! Θάλαττα! θάλαττα!

18 August 2009, 09:43 AM	#39
simoesm "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Real Name: Manuel Location: Portugal Watch: SS Sub Date Black Posts: 260	Cremation is my choice. __________________ 1999 SS Tag Heuer 1500 blue dial & bezel 2001 SS Omega Speedmaster silver dial 2008 SS "M" Subdate black dial & bezel

18 August 2009, 11:52 AM	#43
Skullring "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Real Name: Phillip Location: Alabama Watch: Triple 6 SD Posts: 1,720	Fired out of a circus cannon. Any direction will do. __________________ It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. - Antoine de Saint Exupéry

22 August 2009, 09:03 AM	#52
abigsecret "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Real Name: Mireyna Location: s o t r Watch: your back! Posts: 2,282	Cremation for sure. It's "cleaner"... I like clean! __________________ #6267 He who knows no foreign language does not know his own.-Goethe

18 August 2009, 08:45 AM	#36
Yume-sama "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: CAN / SIN Watch: Plat. Masterpiece Posts: 1,959	By the time this becomes an issue I'm hoping death is a thing of the past If not, I don't care. I'll just be bitter that science sucks.

18 August 2009, 11:27 AM	#41
Mike B "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Real Name: Mike Location: Gilbert, AZ Watch: DSSD, Omega SMP Posts: 3,055	When I die I have in my will to make sure my body is dipped in Bronze first before I get planked in the casket lol

18 August 2009, 12:19 PM	#45
Widows Son "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Hudson Ohio Posts: 3,564	My Church recently installed a Collumbarium (SP?). It's inside the Church and consists of many vaults big enough for two urns. So, unless I lose alot of weight, looks like I'll be cremated, just like the Vikings and Hector!!! While I respect other's religous beliefs, I have a hard time thinking about becoming a pile of goo in a casket. Much less being eaten by worms, being moldy, and the waste of space of a graveyard.

18 August 2009, 12:29 PM	#46
shandy Banned Join Date: Dec 2008 Real Name: Ian Location: canada Posts: 1,724	I don't care I will be kicking up my heals and having a grand old time meeting up with my various relatives and freinds that beat me to it! Having said that cremation is the way to go for me, cheap and final, no graves to mourn at! Cheapest coffin as well!

18 August 2009, 12:52 PM	#48
AIKO "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Carolina Posts: 1,937	Cremated. How morbid to be stuck in a box with worms eating your corpse, slowly rotting away. No thanks. Take my ashes and throw them in the wind.

20 August 2009, 04:53 AM	#49
hhuy99 Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Real Name: Hoan Location: Canada Watch: 14060M Posts: 17	Plastination...just like those bodies in the BodyWorlds display. http://www.bodyworlds.com/en.html

22 August 2009, 07:27 AM	#50
DHLChief Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Real Name: Walt Location: Minneapolis Watch: Savings Vaporize Posts: 268	Pickled. I think I'll get started tonight!

22 August 2009, 09:06 AM	#53
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	Flattened by a freight train and used for a book marker __________________ JJ

23 August 2009, 11:16 AM	#56
AIKO "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Carolina Posts: 1,937	Anyone believe in rebirth or after-life?

23 August 2009, 11:07 PM	#57
Troy Banned Join Date: Oct 2007 Real Name: Troy Location: Calgary, Alberta Watch: Tudor Sub. 7928 Posts: 1,275	Cremated grave yards and golf courses biggest waste of good land

24 August 2009, 12:17 AM	#59
Trurolexer Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: USA Watch: 5513MaxiI+PreComex Posts: 18,421	Buried. I'm a Christian.

24 August 2009, 12:40 AM	#60
sakuraba "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2009 Real Name: Jib Location: SJ, California Watch: sun dial Posts: 8,189	Buried. Face down, so all those who wronged me can kiss my A_ _!

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