Random Serials Cracked At Last

[dman]

Well played Padi.

[padi56]

Originally Posted by Bean Farmer

What kind of "attire" should one wear when cracking??!

You should be fully clothed if male, we don't want you cracking your nuts and having endless law suites over the family jewels..

[financeman]

Originally Posted by padi56

You should be fully clothed if male, we don't want you cracking your nuts and having endless law suites over the family jewels..

Hilarious.

[ChrisCraftJack]

Bucketlist

Climb to the mountain top - Complete
Sleep with twins - Complete
Find happiness - Complete
Gain fathers approval - Complete
Figure out Rolex random serial number sequence - Damn it!

[rogerrabbit168]

does it have the standard warranty?

[Bangel]

Hey Padi, I heard Apple discovered this thread and are now working on their own version called the iRCC. Theirs is going to sell for double yours and people are already queuing up to buy it. It will soon be followed up by the iRCC mini.

[ChrisCraftJack]

Originally Posted by Bangel

Hey Padi, I heard Apple discovered this thread and are now working on their own version called the iRCC. Theirs is going to sell for double yours and people are already queuing up to buy it. It will soon be followed up by the iRCC mini.

About time! Now I will be able to bluetooth it to my car and have voice recognition!

[T.S.Eliot]

Originally Posted by dman

Well played Padi.

x2 very funny

[MonBK]

Originally Posted by padi56

And where have I heard that one before, that must be the second most lie used on this planet today.I cannot tell you the first most common lie used as its a bit too adult for open forum..

Google the song with David Alen Coe and you'll hear the actual three biggest lies and the cheks is in the mail is not the second

I think the name of the song is: It's only going to hurt for a little while...........

[joe100]

You think Naval Enigma was complex? Take a peek at the German Lorenz wireless teletype code. Holy cow!

[FeelingTheBlues]

Originally Posted by padi56

Yes but only aftermarket.

Geez that sucks! Why in the world would somebody create such a machine without adding a bit of bling here and there!?

Originally Posted by Rockrolex

Only if you seal the decoder in 6 layers of leakproof plastic and keep it in a water and fire proof safe whil decoding serial numbers.

Must I squeeze myself in the safe with it?

[FeelingTheBlues]

Originally Posted by MonBK

I hereby issue a warning to all "Schmuck's and Putz's" on the forum, be aware that this offer might be too good to be true.

Hear hear, my fellow Putz-ish Schmuck!

[The GMT Master]

What's the servicing like on one of these? Can I trust my local cryptographer to maintain it? Will people like me more if I buy one?

[newbieincali]

Did you apply random serials to the machines?
What information have you been able to attain using this amazing piece of engineering..

[DJJon]

Does it have an Open 6 or 9 ?

[HL65]

[Glidelock]

Will they be Simultaneously producing this Enigma...eeerrr...Random Serial # cracking machine in both G and Random serial #rs at the same time! And if so, would I be better off with the G or the Random version to make a future profit from my purchase as a speculative investment rather than to enjoy it?

[BOA]

My mother used to tell me that during the depression she had to eat crackers and milk for breakfast. I remember her calling it "serial crackers." Is this the same thing?

Hers was in a bowl. Although this one sounds like it comes in a crock, it sounds delicious, and I'll take one, which is code for two, scrambled please.

[George Ab]

Brilliant Peter, simply brilliant!

[padi56]

Originally Posted by BOA

My mother used to tell me that during the depression she had to eat crackers and milk for breakfast. I remember her calling it "serial crackers." Is this the same thing?

Hers was in a bowl. Although this one sounds like it comes in a crock, it sounds delicious, and I'll take one, which is code for two, scrambled please.

Cannot comment my Mother always said you must not talk when your mouth is full,but with our machine.Once you put the key code in it well tell which robot made the watch and who packed the watch.Plus how long the movement was stored before cased even who made all the stickyback plastic.And who sold the watch and what the seller had for breakfast dinner and supper before he/she sold the watch. This is a fantastic machine that will suite those who still live on Rolex SERIAL fantasy island .

[tomallen]

Can Schroeder play Jingle Bells on it?

[padi56]

Originally Posted by newbieincali

Did you apply random serials to the machines?
What information have you been able to attain using this amazing piece of engineering..

Sorry this information is top secret only available to mods admin team, and if anyone attempts to tamper with the machine after sale, its programmed to self destruct.

[Andad]

Originally Posted by Zed Homme

Ok, coffee came out of my nose at "finest exotic timbers."

Pete never could spell.

[Andad]

Originally Posted by padi56

And where have I heard that one before, that must be the second most lie used on this planet today.I cannot tell you the first most common lie used as its a bit too adult for open forum..

I promise I won't give your secret away Peter.

[padi56]

Originally Posted by directioneng

I promise I won't give your secret away Peter.

Thanks you perhaps the first most used lie might get too popular.

[689maple]

Yeah but is that an original to the piece box and what about the dadgum stickers?

[MonBK]

Originally Posted by padi56

Thanks you perhaps the first most used lie might get too popular.

Hasn't it always been?

[Monte Cristo]

Is the $9000 at MSRP? Whens the next price increase?

[padi56]

Originally Posted by MonBK

Hasn't it always been?

Yes it has been but my Mother always told me not to speak when my mouth was full so I have typed the reply.

[padi56]

Originally Posted by Monte Cristo

Is the $9000 at MSRP? Whens the next price increase?

Thats price is including all future upgrades to the random random serials and all other random random random serials in the foreseeable future