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Mosco · 26 March 2009, 01:46 AM

I know it is a duplicate, but this made me laugh for a while...while driving...while taking a picture...while trying not to swerve....

For those of you wondering, this is a house air conditioning unit cut into the back of the Ford Explorer...

DSJ · 26 March 2009, 02:21 AM

GROSS advisory - move on if easily offended

Hardest I ever laughed in my life was when my best friend and I were about 13 or 14. We were on his deck, eating a huge bag of Skittles. We started putting a whole bunch in our mouth, then drooling the rainbow spit off the edge of the deck to see how far we could get it to continuously hang. I finally had one that wouldn't release from my mouth. I started saying "get it off me..." over and over again, and shaking my head. My shaking got too vigorous, and the Skittles drool string whipped around my head multiple times. I'm

now even as I think of this! We were in absolute hysterics!

Mosco · 26 March 2009, 03:32 AM

Bruno - I think so... But why?

Brunotheboxer · 26 March 2009, 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mosco

Bruno - I think so... But why?

I don't think she likes meat bras or for that matter Bruno..

Mosco · 26 March 2009, 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brunotheboxer

I don't think she likes meat bras or for that matter Bruno..

Bruno,

I like you!

I just don't understand - when earlier in the thread there were numerous 'moneyshot' references, no one got upset, but now - I see some inconsistencies... But whatever, moving on.

redshirt1957 · 26 March 2009, 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mosco

Bruno,

I like you!

I just don't understand - when earlier in the thread there were numerous 'moneyshot' references, no one got upset, but now - I see some inconsistencies... But whatever, moving on.

I am in a bad mood today.

I have an understanding with Jim, Jim, JJ, Carolina, Lisa, Martin, and a few others and yes I make comments directed at them. If you notice I do not direct them at others as I do not want to offend members, either directly or indirectly. Now, if you feel any of my comments, in general, cross the line; please let me know. Are my jokes in poor taste? Should an old man like me even be making them? Hell, who even thinks they are funny? What I do know is that you must be careful when poking fun at others when you have not built up a relationship with firm, clear and understood boundries. Hope that explains the moneyshot comment in the context you quoted above.

JimSnyder · 26 March 2009, 04:13 AM

how about a cute puppy pic

Mosco · 26 March 2009, 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

I am in a bad mood today.

I have an understanding with Jim, Jim, JJ, Carolina, Lisa, Martin, and a few others and yes I make comments directed at them. If you notice I do not direct them at others as I do not want to offend members, either directly or indirectly. Now, if you feel any of my comments, in general, cross the line; please let me know. Are my jokes in poor taste? Should an old man like me even be making them? Hell, who even thinks they are funny? What I do know is that you must be careful when poking fun at others when you have not built up a relationship with firm, clear and understood boundries. Hope that explains the moneyshot comment in the context you quoted above.

I believe your first response to me ever was something along the lines of 'you long haired hippie'... However, I have no problems with that at all, I can take it and dish it out all the same. I understand the sensitivity issue, and will post accordingly. However, don't spare me, even if we never shared a cold one before! I like your posts, always look forward to you flaming someone even if it is me. You have a friend in Ohio!

JJ Irani · 26 March 2009, 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

I am in a bad mood today.

I have an understanding with Jim, Jim, JJ, Carolina, Lisa, Martin, and a few others and yes I make comments directed at them. If you notice I do not direct them at others as I do not want to offend members, either directly or indirectly. Now, if you feel any of my comments, in general, cross the line; please let me know. Are my jokes in poor taste? Should an old man like me even be making them? Hell, who even thinks they are funny? What I do know is that you must be careful when poking fun at others when you have not built up a relationship with firm, clear and understood boundries. Hope that explains the moneyshot comment in the context you quoted above.

In the same context, Jocke must be my former blood-brother when you consider his "JJ" photoshops and fun-poking at me!!

Jimbits76 · 26 March 2009, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

I am in a bad mood today.

I have an understanding with Jim, Jim, JJ, Carolina, Lisa, Martin, and a few others and yes I make comments directed at them. If you notice I do not direct them at others as I do not want to offend members, either directly or indirectly. Now, if you feel any of my comments, in general, cross the line; please let me know. Are my jokes in poor taste? Should an old man like me even be making them? Hell, who even thinks they are funny? What I do know is that you must be careful when poking fun at others when you have not built up a relationship with firm, clear and understood boundries. Hope that explains the moneyshot comment in the context you quoted above.

x2

May I also add...I think you're the funniest guy here and one of the most intelligent.

And I don't need a moneyshot to have to want to say it!

There is a vast difference between goofing between pals and the kind of underhanded insults (with added smilies) or general winding up of fellow members to antagonise. Sometimes if the only person laughing is you, then it's not really that funny is it?

Lately things have been getting much more tense on here and rules seem to be flaunted widely. I know my posts aren't all sweetness and light and sometimes skirt on what is not acceptable but the honest truth is that I have had a complaint from the mod team on any of my goofing off...ain't I just perfect??????

J

J

Brunotheboxer · 26 March 2009, 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mosco

Bruno,

I like you!

I just don't understand - when earlier in the thread there were numerous 'moneyshot' references, no one got upset, but now - I see some inconsistencies... But whatever, moving on.

I am taking my medicine like a man and moving on also.

Trurolexer · 26 March 2009, 03:33 AM

Every Jocke's photoshop about JJ make me laugh...

Welshwatchman · 26 March 2009, 03:37 AM

Please keep this one clean and courteous.

There have already been points issued on this one due to the amount of complaints.

Welshwatchman · 26 March 2009, 03:59 AM

Just to be clear.

The rules specify that no inappropriate content is to be posted here. A link to an external source accompanied by a warning is the convention.

Repeated posts of this kind were seen by more than one member as provocation and I kind of agree.

I'm never going to be popular by interpreting the rules as I do but "what the hey".

I also do not have the time to read each and every post in every thread but I do react to PM's and reported posts. In this instance there were repeated complaints about a member.

chenx15 · 26 March 2009, 04:32 AM

i posted this before but i'll say it again. most of padi56 jokes are just plain nuts and crazy! specially that chili cook off!

Kokyuryoku · 26 March 2009, 05:00 AM

These two pictures. I laughed so hard it hurt.

Gedanken · 26 March 2009, 08:35 PM

Hey, with what's happened today, it's just an idea that hasn't made half-bad sense.

Jimbits76 · 26 March 2009, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gedanken

Hey, with what's happened today, it's just an idea that hasn't made half-bad sense.

I agree....I might move to France!!!!!!!!

J

Gedanken · 26 March 2009, 08:46 PM

It's cheaper than Tokyo.

Jimbits76 · 27 March 2009, 12:49 AM

I looked for a decent Biggins dame one following your post but I can't find one.

I love Ming....he is so evil, he can be camper than a tent factory and still everyone cowers....perhaps it's his powerful ring....arf arf!!!!

J

jdc · 27 March 2009, 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

I looked for a decent Biggins dame one following your post but I can't find one.

I love Ming....he is so evil, he can be camper than a tent factory and still everyone cowers....perhaps it's his powerful ring....arf arf!!!!

J

Your fairy godmother was granted your wish

Jimbits76 · 27 March 2009, 01:54 AM

1 Word.....

WAHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !

Jimbits76 · 27 March 2009, 01:57 AM

"I don't know about you Miss Kitty, but I feel so much .... yummier."

J

Jimbits76 · 27 March 2009, 08:33 AM

Trophy has been collecting dust...

First time I've polished it in ages.

Old David kept banging on about Cape Cod polishing cloths so I thought I'd have a go.

Give it a quick buff and heavens forbid I almost jumped out of my life.

The flipping cloth put a nasty cut right in the top of it.

As you may well know, there's nothing worse for your trophy polishing than a nasty gash....

I'll get my coat!!!!!!!

J

Lion · 27 March 2009, 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Trophy has been collecting dust...

First time I've polished it in ages.

Old David kept banging on about Cape Cod polishing cloths so I thought I'd have a go.

Give it a quick buff and heavens forbid I almost jumped out of my life.

The flipping cloth put a nasty cut right in the top of it.

As you may well know, there's nothing worse for your trophy polishing than a nasty gash....

I'll get my coat!!!!!!!

J

I do not know maybe a trip to the hospital is necessary!!!
You know for stitches!!!

Jimbits76 · 27 March 2009, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lion

I do not know maybe a trip to the hospital is necessary!!!
You know for stitches!!!

Knit one, perl one!

J

jdc · 27 March 2009, 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Trophy has been collecting dust...

First time I've polished it in ages.

Old David kept banging on about Cape Cod polishing cloths so I thought I'd have a go.

Give it a quick buff and heavens forbid I almost jumped out of my life.

The flipping cloth put a nasty cut right in the top of it.

As you may well know, there's nothing worse for your trophy polishing than a nasty gash....

I'll get my coat!!!!!!!

J

I am sure some pictures posted on the general discussion board would give you an indication of where you are going wrong. To get that perfect brushed look don't press too hard and make sure you rub one way. I hope you have taped off the shiny bits to give that satin brushed look

Carolina · 27 March 2009, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdc

I am sure some pictures posted on the general discussion board would give you an indication of where you are going wrong. To get that perfect brushed look don't press too hard and make sure you rub one way. I hope you have taped off the shiny bits to give that satin brushed look

Ack!!

mailman · 27 March 2009, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdc

I am sure some pictures posted on the general discussion board would give you an indication of where you are going wrong. To get that perfect brushed look don't press too hard and make sure you rub one way. I hope you have taped off the shiny bits to give that satin brushed look

If he over polishes it, he could have uneven wear on it

MrRetep · 27 March 2009, 09:57 AM

This entire thread is full of win! This is the hardest I have laughed in a while

I thank you for cheering me up on a bad day

26 March 2009, 02:21 AM	#2
DSJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: David Location: USA Watch: your step! Posts: 7,882	GROSS advisory - move on if easily offended Hardest I ever laughed in my life was when my best friend and I were about 13 or 14. We were on his deck, eating a huge bag of Skittles. We started putting a whole bunch in our mouth, then drooling the rainbow spit off the edge of the deck to see how far we could get it to continuously hang. I finally had one that wouldn't release from my mouth. I started saying "get it off me..." over and over again, and shaking my head. My shaking got too vigorous, and the Skittles drool string whipped around my head multiple times. I'm now even as I think of this! We were in absolute hysterics! __________________ Rolex. The Rolex of watches. 16570 Expy2 Noir, 116710 GMT Master II, 2552.80 SMP

26 March 2009, 03:32 AM	#3
Mosco "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Real Name: Greg Location: Cincinnati Watch: I like to... Posts: 18,567	Bruno - I think so... But why? __________________ Instagram - @CaliberSwiss *“A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.” - Hunter S. Thompson*

26 March 2009, 03:37 AM	#13
Welshwatchman "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Real Name: Paul Location: Wales, UK Posts: 14,578	Please keep this one clean and courteous. There have already been points issued on this one due to the amount of complaints. __________________ ..33

26 March 2009, 03:59 AM	#14
Welshwatchman "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Real Name: Paul Location: Wales, UK Posts: 14,578	Just to be clear. The rules specify that no inappropriate content is to be posted here. A link to an external source accompanied by a warning is the convention. Repeated posts of this kind were seen by more than one member as provocation and I kind of agree. I'm never going to be popular by interpreting the rules as I do but "what the hey". I also do not have the time to read each and every post in every thread but I do react to PM's and reported posts. In this instance there were repeated complaints about a member. __________________ ..33

26 March 2009, 04:32 AM	#15
chenx15 "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: somewhere Posts: 2,891	i posted this before but i'll say it again. most of padi56 jokes are just plain nuts and crazy! specially that chili cook off! __________________ 16 GS Titles 16 AMS titles (1 short of Agassi) 23 Consecutive GS semifinals 17/18 of the last GS finals, 237 consecutive weeks #1 5 consecutive wimbledon + 1 = 6 cups 5 consecutive US open 4 Australian open 1 Sweet french open a crown for every achievement The Greatest Of All Time loves Rolex

26 March 2009, 03:33 AM	#12
Trurolexer Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: USA Watch: 5513MaxiI+PreComex Posts: 18,421	Every Jocke's photoshop about JJ make me laugh...

26 March 2009, 08:35 PM	#17
Gedanken "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Sir Location: Melbourne Watch: F-series SD Posts: 8,589	Hey, with what's happened today, it's just an idea that hasn't made half-bad sense. __________________ You buy a Casio to make sure you're on time; you wear a Rolex because you don't have to be on time.

26 March 2009, 08:46 PM	#19
Gedanken "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Sir Location: Melbourne Watch: F-series SD Posts: 8,589	It's cheaper than Tokyo. __________________ You buy a Casio to make sure you're on time; you wear a Rolex because you don't have to be on time.

27 March 2009, 12:49 AM	#20
Jimbits76 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Posts: 9,407	I looked for a decent Biggins dame one following your post but I can't find one. I love Ming....he is so evil, he can be camper than a tent factory and still everyone cowers....perhaps it's his powerful ring....arf arf!!!! J

27 March 2009, 01:54 AM	#22
Jimbits76 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Posts: 9,407	1 Word..... WAHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !

27 March 2009, 01:57 AM	#23
Jimbits76 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Posts: 9,407	"I don't know about you Miss Kitty, but I feel so much .... yummier." J

27 March 2009, 08:33 AM	#24
Jimbits76 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Posts: 9,407	Trophy has been collecting dust... First time I've polished it in ages. Old David kept banging on about Cape Cod polishing cloths so I thought I'd have a go. Give it a quick buff and heavens forbid I almost jumped out of my life. The flipping cloth put a nasty cut right in the top of it. As you may well know, there's nothing worse for your trophy polishing than a nasty gash.... I'll get my coat!!!!!!! J

27 March 2009, 09:57 AM	#30
MrRetep "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Real Name: Pete Location: Orange County, CA Watch: the Lakers Posts: 686	This entire thread is full of win! This is the hardest I have laughed in a while I thank you for cheering me up on a bad day

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