My Final Post On TRF.

[psv]

Peter, your deep insights, camaraderie, skilled moderation and sunny disposition ( ;-) ) will be missed. Best luck on your new journey!

[Chipmunk]

Goooal.

[cecilia]

Congrats to you. Sounds great. If you need assistans, call me at +4686618494 i be there in a hurry. I mean if you need a pole dancer with goatee:) take care and dont you worry about us we will have our hands full with Paul and Jocke. We will keep an eye on them for you. Best of luck to you.

[Dan2010]

Originally Posted by cecilia

Congrats to you. Sounds great. If you need assistans, call me at +4686618494 i be there in a hurry. I mean if you need a pole dancer with goatee:) take care and dont you worry about us we will have our hands full with Paul and Jocke. We will keep an eye on them for you. Best of luck to you.

I just prank called you Cecilia.....................

[subtona]

Originally Posted by HORNBLOWER

Its a pity about the rain!!! LOL

cheers peter, when you need relief, just let us know... im sure many of us will bend over backwards for a fellow trf'er that has been so selfless and giving of his time. remember to pack some supplements, you know how important proper nutrition is when you venture to such a extreme environment










another exercise in reading the whole story before responding???

[FeelingTheBlues]

Originally Posted by Dan2010

I just prank called you Cecilia.....................

Dan, you're so funny!

[cecilia]

Originally Posted by Dan2010

I just prank called you Cecilia.....................

Aha, so it was you who just called and hang up atleast you could have said hello

[Dan2010]

Originally Posted by cecilia

Aha, so it was you who just called and hang up atleast you could have said hello

I was going to say "I know what you did last summer" but I figured that was too cliche.............

[Tools]

Only in your dreams Peter... only in your dreams...


. Your heart couldn't handle the strenuous workouts

. Your body wouldn't withstand the constant pounding

. Your mind would want to perform, but your frail self would be found lacking

I realise that you have this lust for life and living, and would dearly love to thrust ahead with this dream... But I'm sorely afraid that you will be left with little in hand...

Perhaps you would be best served by sitting down with a good book instead..

[Bisquitlips]

Originally Posted by padi56

Guys

I am making this my final post on The Rolex Forums as I am about to leave the country.

This will be my last opportunity to correspond with you for sometime.
Bags are packed and I'm ready to leave. I would have let you all know sooner,
but circumstances dictated that this was not possible. An exciting new Job opportunity
was offered to me this week, and I needed to make a quick decision, in order to secure this position.

I have decided to go and manage a football team... I realise that this May come as a shock to my fellow
WIZs, but I have always secretly harboured such a desire,and I could not turn down this once in a lifetime opportunity to fulfil my personal dream.


The team is based in Northern Brazil. This is a very poor & remote area of
the country, with the nearest city being some 200km away.
Communications are primitive by western standards, the infra-structure
antiquated, and living standards basic. On top of this, the area suffers from
Torrential rainstorms.

Despite all this I am looking forward to the challenge ahead. One of The
main aspects of the job is to stay in close contact with the team, day and
night. We will adopt an Italian style closed training camp regime with no
outside contact, except when playing our games. This will give me ample
opportunity to focus on individual players and the team as a whole. I am
looking forward to the close and intense bonds that this will hopefully
create. Both the players and myself appreciate that we must be prepared To
give, as well as receive, and as much as humanly possible.

There is no postal service, telephone network, or Internet facilities, so
I won't be able to communicate with you again....

It will be just me and the team, 24/7. If you are interested I have picture of team in link below.They are looking for a trainer masseur as well,if interested, but tough post gone because they are all mine.As I will be working with obviously inexperienced talent, I can see it will be hard for most of the time.

http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/4310/soccerte.jpg

Dang Padi!!!!!

You won't need your Rolexes then as there is probably no time there either.

Send them to me for safe keeping. PM me for my address! I promise I will not wear them! Really!

On second thought! Do you need an assistant!????!!????? Please!!!!>?????? I'll do it for $10.00 a year!

[mailman]

Do you need a waterboy

[HL65]

Originally Posted by mailman

Do you need a waterboy

Flip you for it Paulie- Heads or Tails?

Ps. Ill take Tails!

[Dan2010]

Originally Posted by Tools

Only in your dreams Peter... only in your dreams...


. Your heart couldn't handle the strenuous workouts

. Your body wouldn't withstand the constant pounding

. Your mind would want to perform, but your frail self would be found lacking

I realise that you have this lust for life and living, and would dearly love to thrust ahead with this dream... But I'm sorely afraid that you will be left with little in hand...

Perhaps you would be best served by sitting down with a good book instead..

Not one single innuendo in there at all..............Post of the Day honors......

[warren G.]

Thanks for everything and good luck with your football team.

[rodrob59]

How will you ever get the grass stains out of the uniforms?

[SPARTAN2161]

Is it safe to wear your watch to Brazil?

[padi56]

Originally Posted by Tools

Only in your dreams Peter... only in your dreams...


. Your heart couldn't handle the strenuous workouts

. Your body wouldn't withstand the constant pounding

. Your mind would want to perform, but your frail self would be found lacking

I realise that you have this lust for life and living, and would dearly love to thrust ahead with this dream... But I'm sorely afraid that you will be left with little in hand...

Perhaps you would be best served by sitting down with a good book instead..

Well Larry have got a huge supply of little blue pills, but last time I tried them all they gave me was a stiff neck.

[experimentjon]

Originally Posted by padi56

Well Larry have got a huge supply of little blue pills, but last time I tried them all they gave me was a stiff neck.

Ah, that's what happens when you source them from your email spam folder. Gotta get them from an AD. You should know this.

But best wishes on your new position! It sounds challenging and rewarding.

[BH13GMT]

Originally Posted by Grumpy Badger

"wherever you hang your hat, that's your home" eh?

... Judging by the link you'll be spoilt for choice on coat pegs!!!

Ha Ha
a splendid selection of chapel hat pegs, Scammel Wheelnuts etc etc

[mailman]

Originally Posted by SteelerFan65

Flip you for it Paulie- Heads or Tails?

Ps. Ill take Tails!

Fair enough...heads I win, tails you lose

[padi56]

Originally Posted by mailman

Do you need a waterboy

Sorry mate as it rains a lot in this location waterboys are not needed.

[Andad]

I'm hanging by a thread now Peter.

[HORNBLOWER]

Hey Padi, you better straighten the record for a few folks!!!

[laphroaig007]

Good luck !!!

[Oyster1982]

Good luck be safe.

[bewithabob]

i just looked at the pic and boy am i gullible…but i would like to interview for the towel boy please.

[Passionata]

Life is a bitch pal...

[karmatp]

That was hilarious. You had me going for a bit, then I looked at the pic, I laughed out loud.

Well done Peter.

[padi56]

Originally Posted by bewithabob

i just looked at the pic and boy am i gullible…but i would like to interview for the towel boy please.

Well that could be a problem although the team is not experienced in football yet.They are fully proficient in all others things, and would be much better off with a man with experience, rather that a towel boy, for total team satisfaction.

[East Bay Rider]

Originally Posted by SteelerFan65

Flip you for it Paulie- Heads or Tails?

Ps. Ill take Tails!

If I can't get Tails I'll always settle for Heads.