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Old 5 March 2009, 02:51 AM   #91
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"Hey Ma! Somebody's left a dang pickup in a tree. Ya Want? Ya might could use it for deliverin' them crab snacks I bought a whole big pack of."

"Naw Bubba. Ya best brang it back from where ya got it!"

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The whole thread is about as tasteless a watches made from rusted rotting corpses from the bottom of the ocean.



Oh no! Now we have to close it!
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Jim, Bubba - I have been laughing hysterically - that's some funny s#@t! Macy's float... bwahahahahahaha!
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Old 5 March 2009, 03:25 AM   #94
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after LA Law and films such as Major League, Corbin Bernsen's life got WEIRD.


We have some funny folks here! This is needed in otherwise bleak times!
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Old 5 March 2009, 03:47 AM   #95
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"Gosh darn I couldn't wait for the damn priest's sermon to end." said Sister Marie. " I was jonesing for a fag all afternoon. The smoke that is, not Father Finnagin!"
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Old 5 March 2009, 04:14 AM   #97
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"Gosh darn I couldn't wait for the damn priest's sermon to end." said Sister Marie. " I was jonesing for a fag all afternoon. The smoke that is, not Father Finnagin!"
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Old 5 March 2009, 06:03 AM   #98
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The whole thread is about as tasteless a watches made from rusted rotting corpses from the bottom of the ocean.


Yet he scrolled through 4 pages to come to this conclusion .Kinda like sayin' "porn is disgusting,I know because I look at it every day!"
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Old 5 March 2009, 06:09 AM   #99
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This casino smoking ban sure sucks. And security would'nt let me bring my beer outside !!
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on post 2!
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Old 5 March 2009, 07:50 AM   #101
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JJ really loves the look of stainless steel....
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Old 5 March 2009, 08:29 AM   #102
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JJ really loves the look of stainless steel....
"I need more silver please...i need it to match my YM...you miss the left buttocks you IDIOT!!"
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JJ really loves the look of stainless steel....
"Upon seeing what this genie looked like, a small part of Brian wished he hadn't rubbed the lamp..."
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Old 5 March 2009, 08:45 AM   #104
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The whole thread is about as tasteless a watches made from rusted rotting corpses from the bottom of the ocean.


Get a life and have some fun, lifes to short to be serious all the time this is one of the funniest things in ages.
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Old 5 March 2009, 09:51 AM   #105
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JJ really loves the look of stainless steel....
With the mortgage company about to foreclose on the Hall of Justice, and his board already in hoc, the Silver Surfer prepared to go panhandle with Spiderman, who had already earned a fistfull of dollars today.
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Old 5 March 2009, 09:51 AM   #106
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"I need more silver please...i need it to match my YM...you miss the left buttocks you IDIOT!!"


Rolex has chosen their model for Basel... the WG JJ
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Old 5 March 2009, 10:11 AM   #107
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JJ really loves the look of stainless steel....
Ok class, is JJ
A) SS
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D) To Sexy for His Thong
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Old 5 March 2009, 10:39 AM   #108
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Rolex has chosen their model for Basel... the WG JJ
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Old 5 March 2009, 11:52 AM   #110
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Officer O'Mallay was shocked when he cought the notorius Dalton gang trying to pass themselves off as Nuns. When asked how he new they weren't really Nuns, he replied," It was the Lucky Strike's. I figure a Nun would smoke Virginia's"
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hahahaah its actually WG and Rootbeer jen..hahahaha
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Old 5 March 2009, 12:35 PM   #113
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JJ really loves the look of stainless steel....
Damnit Bubba! Stop staring at my a-s! You keep missing a spot!
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Dude, no matter what, you STILL don't have enough cash for a new Rolex!

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Dude, no matter what, you STILL don't have enough cash for a new Rolex!

With the special convex security mirror, Jim Bob was able to see his genitals again for the first time in years...
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