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3 December 2009, 10:33 AM
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(Oldie but goodie) How to Speak Japanese
An American business man takes a short business trip to Japan. He arrives on a Sunday night, with meetings on that Tuesday.
Since he is in a foreign land, and is bored with nothing to do, he calls up a prostitute. The women arrives and the two start to go at it. The man starts getting into it and the entire time the woman keeps repeating "hoshimoto! hoshimoto!" The man doesn't understand what she's saying, but the woman appears to be having a good time, so he assumes she must be applauding his performance. The next day, the American goes to play golf with some of his Japanese business associates. On the 18th hole, amazingly, the Japanese CEO hits a hole in one! The American enthusiastically yells out the only Japanese he knows, "hoshimoto!hoshimoto!" The Japanese associate looks at him and says "What do you mean 'wrong hole'?" |
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3 December 2009, 10:35 AM
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3 December 2009, 01:49 PM
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I guess it's funny if you don't understand Japanese
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3 December 2009, 01:50 PM
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3 December 2009, 01:52 PM
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3 December 2009, 06:52 PM
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3 December 2009, 07:05 PM
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3 December 2009, 10:57 PM
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