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21 December 2009, 12:43 AM
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Caught short.
Two women are going home in the early hours of the morning after a boozy night out.
They are taking a short cut through the local cemetery when they realise they need to pee urgently, so being a bit tipsy they decide to relieve themselves behind a couple of headstones. The next day the womens' husbands are having a pint together. One of them says, "I'll need to keep an eye on my wife. She came home last night with no knickers on." The other one says, "You think you've got worries? Mine came to bed with a card between the cheeks of her arse that said, 'We'll never forget you, all the boys at the fire station!'"
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21 December 2009, 01:18 AM
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Excellent!!!
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21 December 2009, 01:22 AM
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21 December 2009, 01:49 AM
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'The Way of a Warrior is based on humanity, love, and sincerity; the heart of martial valor is true bravery, wisdom, love, and friendship. Emphasis on the physical aspects of warriorship is futile, for the power of the body is always limited'- Morihei Ueshiba -  Omega 3570.50 (77mil) Rolex 16610 (V) Rolex 1601 (1966) Seiko BM
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21 December 2009, 01:57 AM
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It's killing me
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21 December 2009, 02:55 AM
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21 December 2009, 03:19 AM
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21 December 2009, 04:21 AM
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Fondly Remembered
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21 December 2009, 05:16 AM
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hilarious......
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21 December 2009, 05:50 AM
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:chuc kle:
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21 December 2009, 10:09 AM
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22 December 2009, 07:04 AM
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Banned
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Real Name: Rick
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Watch: the SKY tonite!
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