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onkyo · 31 January 2010, 09:59 AM

A married couple went to hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father.

He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it.

The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

As the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the Doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.

The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.

The husband was still feeling fine.

The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.

At this point, they decided to try for 50%.

The husband continued to feel quite well.

Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic and the new little family was able to go home from hospital immediately after the birth..

When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch!

AJC · 31 January 2010, 10:17 AM

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Lion · 1 February 2010, 01:31 AM

Very good!!!

JJ Irani · 1 February 2010, 04:53 AM

Hey, Paulie...........this one's for you!!

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Ashley · 4 February 2010, 03:58 AM

I saw that coming and still laughed!

Dr. Robert · 4 February 2010, 05:07 AM

rfknauss · 4 February 2010, 06:19 AM

pz93c · 4 February 2010, 06:38 AM

Doh!

Bullyterrier · 4 February 2010, 06:52 AM

31 January 2010, 09:59 AM	#1
onkyo Banned Join Date: Apr 2008 Real Name: Pav Location: Manhattan Posts: 11,495	Painless Delivery.... A married couple went to hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. As the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the Doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic and the new little family was able to go home from hospital immediately after the birth.. When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch!

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