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Old 31 March 2010, 03:05 AM   #1
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Icon20 Things that make you say OHHHHH S**T

Things that make you say OHHHHH S**T



It has been slow here in San Diego and I see it is slow on TRF, tax season does suck.

Photograph number one: Will Paul (ParisDakarBmw) get the door down in time or become a snack for the Grisly bear? I am on the Grisly bears side, he has speed with him and Paul is slow getting this door down, I think he tinkled in his pants.

Photograph number two: After a day of photographing birds David (ducatidoc), spots a big bear and climbs a tree, thinking he is safe he snaps a photograph, last photograph taken by David. David did not know that bears climb trees?

Photograph number three: The bear is showing off his teeth to the youngster, this is great, the youngster now is not afraid of bears and someday will become a snack for one when he tries to pet one.

Photograph number four: JJ (Irani) forgot where he parked his car last night, maybe the eye patch should have been on the good eye?

Photograph number five: JJ took the wrong turn and ended up in Africa, JJ (Irani) and his poor rental car are in trouble. Notice the tires going flat, and that is only from the weight of the elephant's trunk laying on the car, what is in store for JJ now?

Photograph number six: Rafael and Leo (Idle Swede) out on the town, drinking, and take a wrong turn. Good news, the wine bottle's did not break in the accident.

Photograph number seven: Greg (Mosco) out on a boat fishing and a escaped killer whale from Sea World Florida wants to play tag with him.

Photograph number eight: Kyle (kyle L) surfing off Hawaii when a Great White appears looking for the cream filling. I think the Great White is going to claim Kyle before he reaches the beach.

Photograph number nine: Allan (our Mod) skydiving while smoking a cigar. Notice he has not pulled his reserve, he just found out he left the reserve in the airplane.

Photograph number ten: Gaby (datejust1) reading a book when a lion comes to visit, looking for the cream filling. Should have kept his weapon next to him at all times now all he has to defend himself is a book. LOL

Photograph number eleven: Faith (Taffi Abernathy ) is taking her mental patients to visit the beach, to overcome the fear of drowning. She cured them from drowning. Faith is taking the photograph, she knows what is in store for the patients. Way to go Faith.






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Old 31 March 2010, 03:07 AM   #2
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Not sure whether to laugh or be shocked, David.

How many of those are actual photoshops?
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Old 31 March 2010, 03:11 AM   #3
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Not sure whether to laugh or be shocked, David.

How many of those are actual photoshops?
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Old 31 March 2010, 03:15 AM   #4
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Well, some of those pics are shocking. Just wondering how the photographer happened to be in the right place at the right time.

Too good to be true............so I'm guessing photoshops all the way!!
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Old 31 March 2010, 03:18 AM   #5
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Well I love to shock people don't I JJ?
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Old 31 March 2010, 04:11 AM   #6
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Well I love to shock people don't I JJ?
I'll like to choke you all right!

Oh,you ment shock!Never mind!
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Old 31 March 2010, 04:19 AM   #7
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I'll like to choke you all right!

Oh,you ment shock!Never mind!
You are still confused after the accident, to bad Leo is still in the hospital, they have a IV full of Vodka keeping him alive.

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Very interesting!!!
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