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Watchman1957 · 16 May 2010, 01:24 AM

An elderly,(about 70), white-haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young blonde at his side.

He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special."

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," he said.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, "By check. I know you need to make sure my check clears so I'll write it now, and you can call the bank on Monday morning to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up on Monday afternoon," he said..

On Monday morning, the jeweler 'phoned the old man and said "Sir, there's no money in that account."
"I know," said the old man, "but let me tell you about my weekend!"

spuds · 16 May 2010, 01:26 AM

Excellent!!

niels74 · 16 May 2010, 02:52 AM

paverman · 16 May 2010, 02:56 AM

I think we saw where that one was going.

B. Doggy · 16 May 2010, 03:24 AM

Nice..

rmcarlton · 16 May 2010, 08:00 AM

Funny.

Trurolexer · 16 May 2010, 02:59 PM

Hahahahahahaha

dalip · 16 May 2010, 03:03 PM

Very funny! But in the wrong section....

sleddog · 16 May 2010, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by dalip

Very funny! But in the wrong section....

Agreed......Still laughed though!!!

Watchman1957 · 16 May 2010, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dalip

Very funny! But in the wrong section....

Sorry but you mean there is more to this site other than the Panerai forum? My bad.

Spencer · 17 May 2010, 03:00 AM

Funny....and actually gives me a good idea...

bcdunham · 17 May 2010, 11:23 AM

When I was in undergrad, I worked part-time at a jewelry store and pawn shop. The owner of the chain of stores was a silent owner. He never worked there and rarely came around. I will never forget the time he showed up one weekday night pretty hammered with his "driver" and a few women. He was taking the ladies on an impromptu trip to his beach house and came to raid the safe of a few thousand bucks. Out of earshot of the girls, he asked my boss if we had anything fake that looked great but wouldn't "turn green until Monday." My boss grabbed a few things that fit the bill and threw them in some fancy boxes. The owner stuffed packs of cash and the fake jewelry in his jacket and ushered the girls out the door. I'm sure he had a great weekend as well.

16 May 2010, 01:24 AM	#1
Watchman1957 Banned Join Date: Mar 2010 Real Name: Robert Location: Jakarta,Indonesia Watch: 201/A 202/A PreA9 Posts: 243	Thinking Ahead...... An elderly,(about 70), white-haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young blonde at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special." At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," he said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it." The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, "By check. I know you need to make sure my check clears so I'll write it now, and you can call the bank on Monday morning to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up on Monday afternoon," he said.. On Monday morning, the jeweler 'phoned the old man and said "Sir, there's no money in that account." "I know," said the old man, "but let me tell you about my weekend!"

16 May 2010, 01:26 AM	#2
spuds "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Real Name: Dan Location: Essex, UK Watch: West Ham! COYI!! Posts: 7,941	Excellent!! __________________ Onwards & Upwards Rodders...... Onwards & Upwards. Life is not about how fast you can run or how high you can climb........... It's about how well you can bounce!! TRF HALL OF FAME JANUARY 2010

16 May 2010, 02:52 AM	#3
niels74 Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Siberia,yes it is Posts: 640	lol

16 May 2010, 03:24 AM	#5
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16 May 2010, 08:00 AM	#6
rmcarlton "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Real Name: Monty Location: Georgia Watch: Sub LV Posts: 787	Funny. __________________ DJ, LV, GV, PAM 25

16 May 2010, 02:56 AM	#4
paverman "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Real Name: Ken Location: Illinois Watch: Too many Posts: 2,870	I think we saw where that one was going.

16 May 2010, 02:59 PM	#7
Trurolexer Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: USA Watch: 5513MaxiI+PreComex Posts: 18,421	Hahahahahahaha

16 May 2010, 03:03 PM	#8
dalip "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Real Name: Dalip Location: Mumbai and Perth Watch: Rolex PAM Omega Posts: 18,656	Very funny! But in the wrong section.... __________________ ------------------------------------------------------------ *"The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else." George Bernard Shaw*

17 May 2010, 03:00 AM	#11
Spencer "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: US Posts: 1,338	Funny....and actually gives me a good idea... __________________ I'm a perpetual kind of guy Resident Audemars Piguet Fanatic

17 May 2010, 11:23 AM	#12
bcdunham "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Kentucky Posts: 126	When I was in undergrad, I worked part-time at a jewelry store and pawn shop. The owner of the chain of stores was a silent owner. He never worked there and rarely came around. I will never forget the time he showed up one weekday night pretty hammered with his "driver" and a few women. He was taking the ladies on an impromptu trip to his beach house and came to raid the safe of a few thousand bucks. Out of earshot of the girls, he asked my boss if we had anything fake that looked great but wouldn't "turn green until Monday." My boss grabbed a few things that fit the bill and threw them in some fancy boxes. The owner stuffed packs of cash and the fake jewelry in his jacket and ushered the girls out the door. I'm sure he had a great weekend as well.

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