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padi56 · 14 February 2007, 11:27 PM

1.The penalty for masturbation in some parts of Indonesia is decapitation.(Suppose its Much worse than "going blind!")

2.There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the
countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

3.An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know quite a few people like that.)

4.Starfish don't have brains.
(And I know some people like that too)

5.And, the best for last.Turtles can breathe through their arses.

(I know people quite a few who can talk through theirs!)

President · 15 February 2007, 02:18 AM

JJ Irani · 15 February 2007, 05:42 AM

kakalika · 15 February 2007, 07:47 AM

[QUOTE=padi56;178252]1.The penalty for masturbation in some parts of Indonesia is decapitation.(Suppose its Much worse than "going blind!")

No tossers allowed !!!

chenx15 · 24 August 2009, 03:28 AM

classic bump

Lion · 24 August 2009, 04:44 AM

Very funny!!!

limbo · 24 August 2009, 06:41 AM

coddger · 24 August 2009, 02:05 PM

music_healing · 24 August 2009, 03:44 PM

yes.. it is true indeed

in Indonesia,

since I was a boy, we were thought
dont masturbate too much, or you going to be blind and both you knee would bed dry and empty...

luckily I choose to become a physician
so I cure the blindness and inject some of artificial fluid to both my knees

hehehe

idk01 · 24 August 2009, 05:59 PM

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2.There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the
countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

Can you imagine it, Hi Dear I'm home, hey do you have a cold beer ready, I've had a Fu@#ing hard day, been at it since 6am

Andad · 24 August 2009, 07:45 PM

Its not often I read a thread all about moderators.

swatty · 24 August 2009, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by idk01

Can you imagine it, Hi Dear I'm home, hey do you have a cold beer ready, I've had a Fu@#ing hard day, been at it since 6am

Quote:

Originally Posted by directioneng

Its not often I read a thread all about moderators.

SubmarinerMan · 26 August 2009, 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by idk01

Can you imagine it, Hi Dear I'm home, hey do you have a cold beer ready, I've had a Fu@#ing hard day, been at it since 6am

TSW · 23 July 2011, 05:45 PM

:)

johnbeth · 23 July 2011, 05:50 PM

mitchy · 23 July 2011, 11:23 PM

Art 1 · 23 July 2011, 11:25 PM

14 February 2007, 11:27 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,063	Five Strange Facts. 1.The penalty for masturbation in some parts of Indonesia is decapitation.(Suppose its Much worse than "going blind!") 2.There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?) 3.An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know quite a few people like that.) 4.Starfish don't have brains. (And I know some people like that too) 5.And, the best for last.Turtles can breathe through their arses. (I know people quite a few who can talk through theirs!) __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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