California Beach

[mailman]

A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly
the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord
said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I
will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to
reach The bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would
take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it,
but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help
mankind.
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, Lord,
I wish that I and all men could understand our wives; I want to know
how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she give s me the
silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says
nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge........"

[JJ Irani]

[Prince]

LOL - a true Harley rider's joke!

[Ashley]

[padi56]

[steve-o]

100% true.

[Ashley]

Originally Posted by steve-o

100% true.

Men think that women are so hard to understand, and women can't understand why men feel that way.
We're really not all that hard to figure out