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Old 13 April 2007, 07:15 AM   #1
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Grandma's Boyfriend

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with
his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and
said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa
went to heaven?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend I can sit in my
bedroom
and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good
and
the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started
adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated,
she
started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The
little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door,
and
there stood Grandma's preacher.
The preacher said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her
boyfriend."
The preacher fainted.
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Old 13 April 2007, 10:14 AM   #2
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