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padi56 · 25 September 2005, 09:04 PM

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. Ma'am, said the cop, ?I'm not going to ticket you, but
I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy.?

Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home,? responded the Amish lady.

That's fine. Another thing, ma'am. I don't like the way that one rein loops across the horse's back and around one of his balls. I consider that animal abuse.Have your husband take care of that right away!? instructed the cop.

Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop.?Well, dear, what exactly did he say?? asked Jacob.

He said the reflector is broken,? replied the lady.

I can fix that in two minutes. What else? wondered Jacob.

I'm not sure, Jacob... something about the emergency brake,? said the lady

25 September 2005, 09:04 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,060	Amish Driving. An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. Ma'am, said the cop, ?I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy.? Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home,? responded the Amish lady. That's fine. Another thing, ma'am. I don't like the way that one rein loops across the horse's back and around one of his balls. I consider that animal abuse.Have your husband take care of that right away!? instructed the cop. Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop.?Well, dear, what exactly did he say?? asked Jacob. He said the reflector is broken,? replied the lady. I can fix that in two minutes. What else? wondered Jacob. I'm not sure, Jacob... something about the emergency brake,? said the lady __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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