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julioa007 · 19 August 2011, 10:50 AM

MATERIALISTIC LAWYER

A lawyer parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues.
As he's getting out of the car, a truck comes flying along too close to the curb and takes off the door before speeding off.
Distraught, the lawyer grabs his mobile and calls the police. Five minutes later, they arrive.
Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer starts screaming hysterically: "My Porsche! My beautiful silver Porsche is ruined.
"No matter how long it's at the body shop it'll simply never be the same again!"
After the lawyer finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust.
"I can't believe how materialistic you bloody lawyers are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life."
"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" snaps the lawyer.
The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you."
The lawyer looks down in absolute horror. "Bloody hell!" he screams, "My Rolex, my f*cking Rolex is gone!!!"

Art 1 · 19 August 2011, 11:20 AM

Oldie but goodie.

DCgator · 19 August 2011, 11:21 AM

yesssirrr.....

mitchy · 20 August 2011, 01:17 AM

never gets old, even around the roles forum

rolexsweep · 20 August 2011, 02:07 AM

hahahaha thats class.

Sweramic · 20 August 2011, 02:10 AM

Good one!

CoolRich59 · 20 August 2011, 03:20 AM

I'm a lawyer and I resemble that remark!

ManUtd · 20 August 2011, 03:22 AM

TSW · 20 August 2011, 10:06 AM

:)

SWIMPRUF · 21 August 2011, 03:46 PM

Michael M. · 26 August 2011, 12:11 PM

Lol

brkanand · 1 September 2011, 12:59 PM

Timber Loftis · 1 September 2011, 05:08 PM

I'm a lawyer and I'm bored of this joke. But I'd chose my Rolex over my arm.

manoloyloles · 3 September 2011, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoolRich59

I'm a lawyer and I resemble that remark!

I am also a lawyer and I would probably do the same! LOL

Sarajevo · 3 September 2011, 09:21 AM

that joke is old enough to vote.

chirojared · 3 September 2011, 12:40 PM

That was a great joke. Thanks for sharing it with us.

john b. · 13 September 2011, 05:39 AM

axxeman01 · 15 September 2011, 08:37 AM

HAHAHAH, great one!

FeelingTheBlues · 27 September 2011, 04:01 AM

Yeah! Great joke! Now if you'll excuse me I have a truck with an arm stuck in his bumper to find...

19 August 2011, 10:50 AM	#1
julioa007 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Real Name: JULIO Location: Melb - Australia Watch: 116523,16613,16800 Posts: 201	Lawyer Rolex joke... MATERIALISTIC LAWYER A lawyer parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a truck comes flying along too close to the curb and takes off the door before speeding off. Distraught, the lawyer grabs his mobile and calls the police. Five minutes later, they arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer starts screaming hysterically: "My Porsche! My beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. "No matter how long it's at the body shop it'll simply never be the same again!" After the lawyer finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust. "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody lawyers are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life." "How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" snaps the lawyer. The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you." The lawyer looks down in absolute horror. "Bloody hell!" he screams, "My Rolex, my f*cking Rolex is gone!!!"

20 August 2011, 01:17 AM	#4
mitchy "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Real Name: Mitch Location: . Watch: 116710LN Posts: 2,495	never gets old, even around the roles forum __________________ Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted John Lennon

20 August 2011, 02:07 AM	#5
rolexsweep "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Australia Watch: RG DD40 Posts: 1,149	hahahaha thats class. __________________ "Did you get that at retail?"

20 August 2011, 10:06 AM	#9
TSW "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Real Name: TSW Location: Le Brassus Watch: Rolex & AP's Posts: 27,449	:) __________________ AP Owners Club IG @swiss.watch.connection

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19 August 2011, 11:20 AM	#2
Art 1 Banned Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Florida, Canada Watch: Rol/Seik/Tud/Omega Posts: 30,244	Oldie but goodie.

19 August 2011, 11:21 AM	#3
DCgator "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: PNW Watch: DS,BLNR,SubLV,DJ2 Posts: 8,123	yesssirrr.....

20 August 2011, 02:10 AM	#6
Sweramic "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Europe Watch: Movies Posts: 4,531	Good one!

20 August 2011, 03:20 AM	#7
CoolRich59 Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Real Name: Richard Ryan Location: Chicago, IL Watch: Hamilton Posts: 41	I'm a lawyer and I resemble that remark!

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26 August 2011, 12:11 PM	#11
Michael M. Banned Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Newport Beach, CA Posts: 8,391	Lol

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Timber Loftis "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Real Name: Jon Location: Chicago Watch: IIc,DJII,P244,A1-Z Posts: 2,857	I'm a lawyer and I'm bored of this joke. But I'd chose my Rolex over my arm.

3 September 2011, 09:21 AM	#15
Sarajevo "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: The Netherlands Watch: 16600371701 Posts: 1,271	that joke is old enough to vote.

3 September 2011, 12:40 PM	#16
chirojared "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2010 Real Name: Jared Location: New York Watch: Rolex Sub-C Posts: 110	That was a great joke. Thanks for sharing it with us.

13 September 2011, 05:39 AM	#17
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15 September 2011, 08:37 AM	#18
axxeman01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Real Name: Chris Location: Champaign, IL Watch: 16610lv Posts: 818	HAHAHAH, great one!

27 September 2011, 04:01 AM	#19
FeelingTheBlues "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Real Name: Carl Location: Always moving Watch: If you wish... Posts: 22,039	Yeah! Great joke! Now if you'll excuse me I have a truck with an arm stuck in his bumper to find...

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