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Old 9 September 2011, 11:02 AM   #1
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Early Morning Police Stop.
A police stop @ 2 a.m.

An elderly man is stopped by police around 2 a.m. & is asked where he is going @this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse & the
effects it has on the human body, as well as as smoking & staying up late."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture @ this time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."
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Old 9 September 2011, 11:03 AM   #2
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